me in the morning once trump imposes a 50% tariff on colombian imports

Also idgaf what the app is called, a short text post will always be a tweet

I found out about the death of jimmy carter via dril tweet

Will you play chess with the pigeon or feed it

in your dying moments you see a Jackie Chan style closing credits blooper reel of all the times you hurt yourself

when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner