Hybrid Hooligan
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Hybrid Hooligan
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Ive come to the conclusion the reason so many women are into dark romance novels now is because they watched Disney’s Beauty and The Beast as children.
October 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Aww the first sips of alcohol ive had in 4.5 years i have fucking missed it
July 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
5 months later, finally got a job offer…
July 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Last resort…
July 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Please be advised that two old friends have run into each other and the ensuing gab session is causing back-ups and delays across the store. Shoppers are advised to find alternate routes.

More information available at The Serving Times: theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/catch-up-s...
Catch-Up Slow-Down
Friends Catching Up Cause Store-Wide Back-Ups and Delays, Shoppers Cautioned to Find Alternate Route
theservingtimes.beehiiv.com
July 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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The Schwartz Awakens!

Mel Brooks, Rick Moranis, and Bill Pullman are all set to reprise their iconic #Spaceballs roles in Josh Gad and Josh Greenbaum's upcoming sequel, releasing in cinemas in 2027.

Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
June 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I have a feeling big balls and the rest of DOGE are going to use all the data they have collected against the government
Elon is calling Chicken Donald a pedo again today, MAGA men are defending Chicken Donald by admitting to raping teenagers in college, and DOGE staffers are getting fired amidst the fallout.

Have a great weekend!
June 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Elon said Donald’s bill was bad and then Donald said he Elon knew what was in it and then Elon called him a liar and that he rigged the election for him and that Donald’s name is all over the Epstein list and that’s why it’s not been made public which means Elon has been covering up for a pedophile.
June 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Possibly the greatest nickname ever
Only Congress has this power. Sorry, Peewee German.
May 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Everyone has FNaF wrong. Michael didnt turn purple till till after Ennard leaves his body but William was purple the whole time… William was dead the whole time. #FNAF
May 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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May Day may be over, but the same is back, so....
Pimping my shit again.

TeePublic's got a sale going on if you wanna get your May Day shirts for only $16!

www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/6901...
May 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Today I realized that Mario is probably homeless. He wakes up everyday wearing the same clothes, runs around in sewers, beats people up for money, and what does he spend it on? Mushrooms
April 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Happy zombie jesus day
April 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Onstage at Coachella, Keith Morris of Circle Jerks called for "an army of Luigis"
Circle Jerks' Keith Morris Calls For "An Army Of Luigis" At Coachella
When Circle Jerks put out their 1983 song “Coup D’Etat,” Donald Trump had not yet sicced his supporters on the US capitol building. Attitudes can change after you’ve watched an incumbent president att...
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April 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The minecraft movie may have sucked but the nether flame sauce is amazing
April 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The movie we need but not the one we deserve
First poster for ‘THE NAKED GUN’ reboot, starring Liam Neeson.

In theaters on August 1.
April 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Burt knows his nazis…. And explosives
March 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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March 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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I know how much Irish people hate when people in the US, UK, or Canada talk about how they are 12% Irish, or whatever.

But everybody having some Irish heritage means one thing: Irish people have a reputation as the most prolific shaggers in history.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, you rides. 😘
March 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My neighbor’s dog keeps eating my compost pile… I’m not even allowed to have shitty things…
March 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Ok the trump administration has now gone too far
guys they're going to stop feeding TSA's bomb-sniffing dogs, per Fox News nat security correspondent:
March 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Just another reason why i love dropkick murphys
Dropkick Murphys just had an epic moment at their show:

They made a friendly wager with a fan in a MAGA shirt—“Let’s see where it’s made.”

Then they checked his MAGA shirt tag…

Made in Nicaragua.

They swapped it with a Made in America Dropkick Murphys tee.

Legendary.
March 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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LOL
March 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I mean, i did just cash out my 401k…
March 7, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Im just going to make an onlyfans and it be a live feed of a chicken coop because thats what republicans said to do, i shall call it onlyhens
March 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM