Oh I'm terribly afraid that "buttering jihad" is canon now. I won't be calling it anything else. Thank you so much for your service o7

We tried to make them subsidize newspapers here in Canada. Australia tried too. They said "lol no" and now Canadians are geo-locked OUT of Canadian news sources, instead. And we let them keep their market share anyway.

Things we don't talk about enough: the religious schism in the Cenarion Circle after the Cataclysm, when Aponi Brightmane and Tahu Sagewind nailed their ninety-five theses to Malfurion's door and founded an order of Sun Druids.

Oh that's its own problem tbh. Everything we've ever used forums or even personal websites for, now people are migrating to a Discord server that you'll never know exists and that will never be archived. Frankly that cultural shift shares equal responsibility with SEO and AI for the dead internet. 🙃

WinAero Tweaker might be what you're looking for? It's not a full overhaul, it's a suite of smaller tools you can mix and match as you see fit, that either aim to restore lost functionality or give you more freedom in general. Some tweaks are a little Lower User-y though, use at your own discretion.

nah I've been thinking about only the second act of Mr. and Mrs. Smith for 20 years lmao

The PSX game Vagrant Story is also, sort of, set in Ivalice. It's not a direct sequel, there's only a couple of vague mentions of the broader world it's set in, but it is there and it's definitely got the tone and themes that you're looking for! :)

Where you finding cinnamon toothpaste for adults??

...but are they your flesh and organs?

....kinda evoked The Crow (1994) for me...

I've seen games use alternate fonts. It can be really flavourful in shorter games but quickly overstays its welcome. For the sake of having an arbitrary rule, I'd say if a game is long enough to warrant an appendix or glossary, it's too long for font shenanigans. But shorter? Fine!