Jonathan Beckford Minnamon
@hvarf.bsky.social
Portland, OR
formerly @calamityjive on the birdsite
ain't afraid of no ghost
formerly @calamityjive on the birdsite
ain't afraid of no ghost
I McFrickin' lost it when I saw Wikipedia Wrapped tho
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I McFrickin' lost it when I saw Wikipedia Wrapped tho
Let the record show I played for 6 minutes and then alt-F4'd because I thought the game might be about to scare me.
October 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Let the record show I played for 6 minutes and then alt-F4'd because I thought the game might be about to scare me.
I am a bland and uninteresting cash-in that's being peddled at a downright scary price point. I lake the humor, thrill, and charm of any of my predecessors. Dull, repetitive, and boring. An SJW massive burning heap of garbage. Just like the movie, I failed to pay any respect.
September 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I am a bland and uninteresting cash-in that's being peddled at a downright scary price point. I lake the humor, thrill, and charm of any of my predecessors. Dull, repetitive, and boring. An SJW massive burning heap of garbage. Just like the movie, I failed to pay any respect.
Tragically, my phone is Too Old.
July 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Tragically, my phone is Too Old.
I don't have a link but here's a screenshot for you
June 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I don't have a link but here's a screenshot for you
