In Turkey we say: a hoe’s oath dies the moment a dick enters the room. Tradition, darling. 🇹🇷💅

If you managed to turn your poor hole into a war zone just cleaning up, honey, I can only imagine the apocalypse you unleash in bed. 💥 Someone call Trump 😅

If there really was just a little, it wouldn’t cause any problems. But you know how gays always push deeper and then even deeper.😎

I have a gluten intolerance, would it be okay if I just take the sausage? 🤪🌭

You’re what makes today lovely, you adorable goof. 😎🔥

Now that’s the water I wanna drown in. 😎