HuysuzAndBear
huysuzandbear.bsky.social
HuysuzAndBear
@huysuzandbear.bsky.social
♑️ 🐈 🏳️‍🌈 🐻 ↔️

Like a Turkish delight, but with claws and sass. 😎
Just did my enema. Not for a date, just needed the toxic energy out of every end. Some girls sage their homes, I cleanse my colon. 🧼💁‍♀️#spiritualbottom
May 20, 2025 at 8:48 AM
When the water wars begin, #bottoms will suffer the most. No bidets, no rinses, no mercy. May the cleanest hole win. 💧😈
May 20, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Just because I’m a #hairy #bear doesn’t mean I’ll cuddle you through your #daddy issues. This ain’t a therapy den, darling, go #hug a cactus. 🌵🐻
May 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
You know, an electric guitar and a #bottom #bear have a one common in bed. Both #scream when #fingered right. 🤪🤫
April 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Some people moan like that when they’re having #sex at night… I make the same sounds just fixing my blanket alone. #bear
April 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I’m your #bear mama, babes! 💅🏻
April 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
A #sexy #man with beautiful, well-groomed #feet… anyway, let’s not get lost in fantasies.😅
April 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Having a boyfriend and a fling at the same time doesn’t make me a whore. It can’t! It shouldn’t!!! 🤪😅
April 8, 2025 at 7:48 AM
If I were a witch, I’d ride my broomstick but my #dick’s up, so I rode that instead. #man #goodmorning
April 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Beware of the low-to-the-ground #ass 😜
April 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
If rainwalkers and #pissing lovers had a contest… one’s all emotional drama, the other’s going for the #gold! So, who really knows how to get wet better? 💦💦💦 #kinky #bear
April 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I opened my eyes, and he was already up — my #penis. In the mornings, it’s not me who gets up first, it’s him. That’s what I call a real partnership.😜 #hard #gay #bear
April 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
These #kinky #guys come over, and I spend so much time scrubbing and disinfecting them that there’s barely any time for #sex. I’m spending all my money on water bills. I think I’m doing something wrong… 🤓
April 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Do you know what the most #flexible material in the #world is? It’s the spine of a #bottom trying to take a mirror pic of their #ass. 🤪
April 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
If you don’t know what a hammock and Turkish pide have in common… you’ve clearly never been to Turkey or… or you’re definitely gay. 🌈🍑 #gay
April 6, 2025 at 11:59 AM
It’s one of those days… like when the bottom’s dick is bigger than the top’s. 🍆 #tops #bottoms #gay
April 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I don’t chase men. I serve Turkish coffee, read their fortune and suddenly they’re planning our wedding. Just kidding 🤪 they only come over to hook up.☕️🧿
April 6, 2025 at 11:09 AM
In Turkey, you don’t leave after sex until you’ve had döner kebab. It’s not a hookup, it’s a full-course experience and turkish hospitality 🤪
April 6, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Sharp tongue. 👅Soft heart. 💕 Hole’s got its own zip code and weather system. 🍩💦
April 6, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Someone said they didn’t enjoy my performance in bed. I said, ‘Sweetie, this isn’t a competition — it’s a show. Don’t sit on the judging panel unless you’re ready to sweat!💦💦💦 #gay #bear #hairy
April 6, 2025 at 9:47 AM
If a man is hairy, your chances of falling in love with him are a solid 100 out of 10. 😎🐻
April 6, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Muslims believe sinners go to hell. That’s why I love tattooed men, so I can recognize them down there and keep sinning with them.🔥🔥🔥 #hell #tattoo #gay
April 6, 2025 at 8:32 AM
17 followers and not a single face in sight.
But babe, I could spot every single one of you by your #dick. 😎
April 6, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Says “serious only” but lives in a shared flat with 3 cats and his aunt. #hornet #cats #gay
April 6, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Hornet bio: “No drama, just fun.”
DM: “Why did you block me on Instagram in 2019?” 🤪 #hornet #turkey #gays
April 6, 2025 at 7:29 AM