Dylan The Body Ventura
@huskerdylan.bsky.social
Delusional and cryptic
I've been partying with REO Speedwagon
Guitar and singer guy
Punk podcaster guy
Majorawards.bandcamp.com
Punklottopod.simplecast.com
I've been partying with REO Speedwagon
Guitar and singer guy
Punk podcaster guy
Majorawards.bandcamp.com
Punklottopod.simplecast.com
How I'm trying to be in 2026
December 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
How I'm trying to be in 2026
Tonight should be a free fire idea zone. Watch a DVD, eat some pizza, fuck each other. I'm serious. Fuck a chicken if that's what it takes. Watch a chicken fucking a horse.
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Tonight should be a free fire idea zone. Watch a DVD, eat some pizza, fuck each other. I'm serious. Fuck a chicken if that's what it takes. Watch a chicken fucking a horse.
Might be doing some consulting for a cafe
December 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Might be doing some consulting for a cafe
Sinister urge to be a smashed up fedora guy
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Sinister urge to be a smashed up fedora guy
Take a leak in one of these bad boys and you are seriously taking a piss
December 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Take a leak in one of these bad boys and you are seriously taking a piss
Sent this as a tattoo reference lol
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Sent this as a tattoo reference lol
How I'm trying to dress every day
November 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
How I'm trying to dress every day
John Carpenter was right
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 AM
John Carpenter was right
Oh sure let's just get the guy from the Kinks to do Metallica riffs
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Oh sure let's just get the guy from the Kinks to do Metallica riffs
I'm on the edge, stress that, everyone needs to be kind to me! Text that!
October 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I'm on the edge, stress that, everyone needs to be kind to me! Text that!
I wish I was Jimmy Durante
October 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I wish I was Jimmy Durante
We found this cat
September 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
We found this cat
Hold on, inventing a position for myself at work
September 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Hold on, inventing a position for myself at work
I watched Maximum Overdrive last night and this came to me
September 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I watched Maximum Overdrive last night and this came to me
Dipshit fashion punk clown mother fuckers
September 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Dipshit fashion punk clown mother fuckers
Could a mad man draw this up??
September 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Could a mad man draw this up??
On the one hand I appreciate the attempt by the landlord to give us some color but on the other hand this baby blue is somehow also slate and puce and nothing looks good next to it
September 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
On the one hand I appreciate the attempt by the landlord to give us some color but on the other hand this baby blue is somehow also slate and puce and nothing looks good next to it
We gotta get rid of these fuck ass chairs, nobody can sit in this
September 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
We gotta get rid of these fuck ass chairs, nobody can sit in this
I basically bought a more obscure, heavier twin
August 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I basically bought a more obscure, heavier twin
Put my hat on backwards at work so everybody knows I think Bill Goldberg sucks
August 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Put my hat on backwards at work so everybody knows I think Bill Goldberg sucks
They Might Be Giants voice "pineapple man ate melon man"
July 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
They Might Be Giants voice "pineapple man ate melon man"
I went to Paris
April 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I went to Paris
Srirach out with my cach out
March 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Srirach out with my cach out
What is this aesthetic called?
February 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
What is this aesthetic called?