Dylan The Body Ventura
@huskerdylan.bsky.social
Delusional and cryptic
I've been partying with REO Speedwagon
Guitar and singer guy
Punk podcaster guy
Majorawards.bandcamp.com
Punklottopod.simplecast.com
I've been partying with REO Speedwagon
Guitar and singer guy
Punk podcaster guy
Majorawards.bandcamp.com
Punklottopod.simplecast.com
This year was difficult, one of the toughest years of my life honestly, I learned to roll with the punches in a way I never have before, I learned a lot about what I truly value, who I want to be
December 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This year was difficult, one of the toughest years of my life honestly, I learned to roll with the punches in a way I never have before, I learned a lot about what I truly value, who I want to be
My resolution this year is to be hotter and buy more stuff
December 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
My resolution this year is to be hotter and buy more stuff
I think my bit next year is going to be Affable Dylan, just gonna be likable, friendly, easy going, it will be really funny
December 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I think my bit next year is going to be Affable Dylan, just gonna be likable, friendly, easy going, it will be really funny
My best bit this year was definitely Big Beat Dylan
December 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My best bit this year was definitely Big Beat Dylan
Return of the King of Queens
December 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Return of the King of Queens
How I'm trying to be in 2026
December 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
How I'm trying to be in 2026
It's funny that they still waste ads for hair loss treatments on me, like bro I just bought some clippers and cut my hair once a week, I am so good now
December 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It's funny that they still waste ads for hair loss treatments on me, like bro I just bought some clippers and cut my hair once a week, I am so good now
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West Coast friends!
The Perennial Sound returns in exactly one month, including dates with @mikehuguenor.bsky.social & @majorawardsband.bsky.social !
The Perennial Sound returns in exactly one month, including dates with @mikehuguenor.bsky.social & @majorawardsband.bsky.social !
December 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
West Coast friends!
The Perennial Sound returns in exactly one month, including dates with @mikehuguenor.bsky.social & @majorawardsband.bsky.social !
The Perennial Sound returns in exactly one month, including dates with @mikehuguenor.bsky.social & @majorawardsband.bsky.social !
I feel like taking a bath in molten steel could be fun right now
December 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I feel like taking a bath in molten steel could be fun right now
Might be doing some consulting for a cafe
December 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Might be doing some consulting for a cafe
Sinister urge to be a smashed up fedora guy
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Sinister urge to be a smashed up fedora guy
Its too bad what the m'lady guys did to the fedora
a man in a hat and gloves is waving through a glass door .
ALT: a man in a hat and gloves is waving through a glass door .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Its too bad what the m'lady guys did to the fedora
Take a leak in one of these bad boys and you are seriously taking a piss
December 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Take a leak in one of these bad boys and you are seriously taking a piss
Have to waste my Monday reporting for jury duty even though I hate cops, hate landlords, hate corporations, don't believe in carceral justice and know that eye witness testimony is scientifically proven to be wildly inconsistent so I am 100% guaranteed to be dismissed
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Have to waste my Monday reporting for jury duty even though I hate cops, hate landlords, hate corporations, don't believe in carceral justice and know that eye witness testimony is scientifically proven to be wildly inconsistent so I am 100% guaranteed to be dismissed
Sent this as a tattoo reference lol
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Sent this as a tattoo reference lol
How I'm trying to dress every day
November 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
How I'm trying to dress every day
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Ahhhh the burnt hair smell of turning on the heat for the first time every year #justfallthings
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Ahhhh the burnt hair smell of turning on the heat for the first time every year #justfallthings
Oh my gawd! Its the great pumpkin, stone cold steve austin!
November 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Oh my gawd! Its the great pumpkin, stone cold steve austin!
John Carpenter was right
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 AM
John Carpenter was right
Oh sure let's just get the guy from the Kinks to do Metallica riffs
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Oh sure let's just get the guy from the Kinks to do Metallica riffs
"Why does Gavin Newsome look like that?"
"Because he's a bloodless vampire?"
"Because he's a bloodless vampire?"
October 31, 2025 at 3:46 AM
"Why does Gavin Newsome look like that?"
"Because he's a bloodless vampire?"
"Because he's a bloodless vampire?"
Gonna be back to working one job next week, probably going to log out of social media for 2 weeks so that I don't immediately shutdown and go into burnout recovery mode
October 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Gonna be back to working one job next week, probably going to log out of social media for 2 weeks so that I don't immediately shutdown and go into burnout recovery mode
I'm on the edge, stress that, everyone needs to be kind to me! Text that!
October 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I'm on the edge, stress that, everyone needs to be kind to me! Text that!
Flipping a coin to make major life decisions(disregarding the coin even though it landed tails up 3 times in a row)
October 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Flipping a coin to make major life decisions(disregarding the coin even though it landed tails up 3 times in a row)
Too physically and mentally exhausted to be upset(not true, had a meltdown last night)
October 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Too physically and mentally exhausted to be upset(not true, had a meltdown last night)