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whats he on about now?
ref has ruined this game. worst ref he's ever seen
January 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
watching GBBO final: " If they walked up and some of my scones were fallen apart because i ran out of time, and the first thing they said to me is "they're a bit messy" Id storm out of the tent.
December 4, 2024 at 8:08 PM
"Id be pulling MacTominay off at halftime and putting Casamero on half fit or not."
March 30, 2024 at 8:41 PM
"You have 18 year old CobyMainoo playing midfield with Bruno and Mactominay, both of which are nowhere to be seen and he's trying to hold the whole midfield by himself."
March 30, 2024 at 8:40 PM
"Ive been watching MacTominay for the last 10 minutes, and I think, Im not joking now, I could do what he does. He's running around the midfield not presenting for passes."
March 30, 2024 at 8:36 PM
"Im a fan of Erik Ten Haag, but someone has to hold him to account for continuing to play Scott McTominay as a holding midfielder, or if he isnt, why is he only playing one holding midfielder??"
December 23, 2023 at 2:12 PM
"my issue with this is: now he's going to watch this in slow motion, and he shouldnt be allowed to. he should have to watch it at normal speed."
November 8, 2023 at 8:44 PM
"this is my problem with Earling Haalund. He doesnt do anything. He stands still in the box snd defenders run away from him."
October 29, 2023 at 4:45 PM
when he takes over a mlb team in america he's outlawing spitting and eating in the dugout 😂
October 29, 2023 at 2:49 AM
he wants Bochy to send a coach out to yell at the umpire about balls and strikes "surely thats worth getting tossed."
October 29, 2023 at 2:42 AM
"its easy to get strike outs when the umpire loves you."
October 29, 2023 at 2:09 AM
husband banished cat to kitchen during Game 1 for "licking himself nosily"
October 28, 2023 at 2:24 AM
"They must have a weird coach that teaches them all to run like shitebags. They all have shitty little runs."
October 20, 2023 at 1:51 AM
Reposted by Husband Rants
tired: Marlins Man
wired: Banana Ranger
October 20, 2023 at 12:55 AM
"all they're doing is showing the (other team's) dugout. When they're batting, and now they're in the field!"
October 20, 2023 at 12:32 AM
"Im turning this down, I can't deal with these shitebags." -turning off commentary thats favorable for the other team
October 19, 2023 at 1:17 AM
"He deserves that even more because he was doing his bolock stretches with the bat coming up to the plate. did you see that??" spoken in an irate tone
October 16, 2023 at 10:22 PM
all life is now is advertising.
September 23, 2023 at 8:48 PM
"if it was just one guy wearing trainers with a suit you'd say 'he's a fashion guy.' but everyone is doing it and it looks boring. I think a suit with a nice pair of shoes outweighs that."
September 23, 2023 at 7:16 PM
"he had 20 touches of the ball and zero tackles. every other center midfielder had 60 touches. so he actively avoids the ball. at this point he must have blackmail on someone to keep getting in the team."
September 23, 2023 at 6:30 PM
"if we win 5 of our 6 games against Seattle-"
September 23, 2023 at 6:10 PM
"what chance do you have in games now when referees are just looking for anything they can call?"
September 20, 2023 at 8:12 PM
apparently you can't tackle through a players legs, that should've been a foul.
September 20, 2023 at 7:59 PM
two things he predicted: the keeper couldn't keep the ball out of the net, and the midfield let a man through unopposed to score. he'd like to say he's a visionary, but frankly these flaws are obvious
September 20, 2023 at 7:59 PM
The "obsession" with goal keepers who'se primary talent is pinging 40 yard passes rather than keeping the ball out of the net.
September 16, 2023 at 3:18 PM