It reads the picture of text as a jpg, and the alt text function tells the reader what to say about the jpg. It doesn't "read the screen" the way you think it does.

Right I can hear that argument in a metaphorical sense, but I get the impression she means this literally lol

Have you met humans

Bassists have no control and that's why their holes were removed

"why are you upset at L. Ron Hubbard for scamming people when you should be upset at the people getting scammed"

Wouldn't it be so funny if this was Rob's alt? No one would assume he'd use the same name, it's so stupid it might just work

You haven't hit your monthly limit of Wired articles then, they allow you to read a certain amount before restricting you

The amount of privilege and ignorance it takes to say "yeah I'm not worried about the FBI so y'all shouldn't be either" 💀

It's just this generation's "take a hike"