The Husbandalorian🦕☄️
@husbandalorian.bsky.social
Sometimes antisocial, always anti-fascist
Every year people ask "is Die Hard a Christmas movie" and I always ask myself "how the hell could a documentary about Viagra overdose be a Christmas movie"
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Every year people ask "is Die Hard a Christmas movie" and I always ask myself "how the hell could a documentary about Viagra overdose be a Christmas movie"
The Prime Minister apologized to Donald Trump AND the Dodgers won the world series? Bad day for Canada
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The Prime Minister apologized to Donald Trump AND the Dodgers won the world series? Bad day for Canada
Need an Alien: Isolation game but you're a Jedi during the High Republic getting hunted by the Nameless
October 31, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Need an Alien: Isolation game but you're a Jedi during the High Republic getting hunted by the Nameless
"it's not real, it can't hurt you. It's not really, it can't hurt you. It's not real, it can't hurt you...." I continue to repeat to myself, a mantra of protection against my credit score dropping
October 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"it's not real, it can't hurt you. It's not really, it can't hurt you. It's not real, it can't hurt you...." I continue to repeat to myself, a mantra of protection against my credit score dropping
I don't like when Americans take French words. What do you mean that's how you pronounce blanche and foyer :(
October 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I don't like when Americans take French words. What do you mean that's how you pronounce blanche and foyer :(
Give us this day our morning wake-n-bake.
And forgive us our nasty bong,
as we forgive those
who hold the joint for too long.
And lead us not into temptation,
unless that temptation be another bong toke or marijuana cigarette.
Amen.
And forgive us our nasty bong,
as we forgive those
who hold the joint for too long.
And lead us not into temptation,
unless that temptation be another bong toke or marijuana cigarette.
Amen.
October 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Give us this day our morning wake-n-bake.
And forgive us our nasty bong,
as we forgive those
who hold the joint for too long.
And lead us not into temptation,
unless that temptation be another bong toke or marijuana cigarette.
Amen.
And forgive us our nasty bong,
as we forgive those
who hold the joint for too long.
And lead us not into temptation,
unless that temptation be another bong toke or marijuana cigarette.
Amen.
Gonna start calling AI writing illiterature
October 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Gonna start calling AI writing illiterature
Why does charging your phone in public feel like a sign of weakness?
I go plug in to the wall and suddenly I feel like a lone gazelle at the watering hole
I go plug in to the wall and suddenly I feel like a lone gazelle at the watering hole
October 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Why does charging your phone in public feel like a sign of weakness?
I go plug in to the wall and suddenly I feel like a lone gazelle at the watering hole
I go plug in to the wall and suddenly I feel like a lone gazelle at the watering hole
I want a Death Note AU where Misa falls in love with Matsuda instead and there's no Death Notes it's just the two of them happy and in love
October 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I want a Death Note AU where Misa falls in love with Matsuda instead and there's no Death Notes it's just the two of them happy and in love
Light Yagami: I don't like that they chose the name Kira, it sounds too much like the English word killer
Me, a Canadian who hadn't considered Light was saying it with a Japanese accent: uh, no it doesn't
Me, a Canadian who hadn't considered Light was saying it with a Japanese accent: uh, no it doesn't
October 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Light Yagami: I don't like that they chose the name Kira, it sounds too much like the English word killer
Me, a Canadian who hadn't considered Light was saying it with a Japanese accent: uh, no it doesn't
Me, a Canadian who hadn't considered Light was saying it with a Japanese accent: uh, no it doesn't
Hey Google show me fanfics where Thrawn and Hannibal are boyfriends and Eli and Will watch from the couch
September 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Hey Google show me fanfics where Thrawn and Hannibal are boyfriends and Eli and Will watch from the couch
What if instead of the rapture, the wolves swallow the sun and moon and the great beast Fenrir is unfettered and OH MY GOD HERE COMES LOKI WITH A STEEL CHAIR
September 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
What if instead of the rapture, the wolves swallow the sun and moon and the great beast Fenrir is unfettered and OH MY GOD HERE COMES LOKI WITH A STEEL CHAIR
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Every single day, 70-100 Palestinians are slaughtered by Israel, and it barely sends a ripple through the western press or western consciousness.
Israeli strikes kill 71 Palestinians in Gaza since dawn - https://www.middleeasteye.net/live-blog/live-blog-update/israeli-strikes-kill-71-palestinians-gaza-dawn
Israeli strikes kill 71 Palestinians in Gaza since dawn
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www.middleeasteye.net
September 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Every single day, 70-100 Palestinians are slaughtered by Israel, and it barely sends a ripple through the western press or western consciousness.
I've been scrying and I have seen bullet casing engravings for the next political assassination:
"She was the wicked witch of the EAST bro"
"Parry this you filthy casual"
"Fuck marry kill" and kill is circled
"She was the wicked witch of the EAST bro"
"Parry this you filthy casual"
"Fuck marry kill" and kill is circled
September 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I've been scrying and I have seen bullet casing engravings for the next political assassination:
"She was the wicked witch of the EAST bro"
"Parry this you filthy casual"
"Fuck marry kill" and kill is circled
"She was the wicked witch of the EAST bro"
"Parry this you filthy casual"
"Fuck marry kill" and kill is circled
I love that there's a chance I played Helldiver's with Tyler Robinson
September 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I love that there's a chance I played Helldiver's with Tyler Robinson
"You will never live in a society when you have an armed citizenry and you won't have a single gun death... I think it's worth ... some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights."
-Charlie Kirk
-Charlie Kirk
September 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"You will never live in a society when you have an armed citizenry and you won't have a single gun death... I think it's worth ... some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights."
-Charlie Kirk
-Charlie Kirk
I hope the bullet is okay
September 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I hope the bullet is okay
Lúthien has the same powers as Jigglypuff
September 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Lúthien has the same powers as Jigglypuff
God, showing me schematics for the sex bots: "Build it, and they will cum."
September 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
God, showing me schematics for the sex bots: "Build it, and they will cum."
Disney should use Star Wars as a vessel to explore genre
I want to see a slasher flick starring HK-47
Medical show on Polis Massa
Cops, but on Nar Shaddaa
Body horror following Sith alchemists
Undersea documentary about the Kolto industry on Manaan and how it was ruined by Bacta
I want to see a slasher flick starring HK-47
Medical show on Polis Massa
Cops, but on Nar Shaddaa
Body horror following Sith alchemists
Undersea documentary about the Kolto industry on Manaan and how it was ruined by Bacta
September 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Disney should use Star Wars as a vessel to explore genre
I want to see a slasher flick starring HK-47
Medical show on Polis Massa
Cops, but on Nar Shaddaa
Body horror following Sith alchemists
Undersea documentary about the Kolto industry on Manaan and how it was ruined by Bacta
I want to see a slasher flick starring HK-47
Medical show on Polis Massa
Cops, but on Nar Shaddaa
Body horror following Sith alchemists
Undersea documentary about the Kolto industry on Manaan and how it was ruined by Bacta
Saw my reflection very briefly when I was grocery shopping and my first thought was "oh she's pretty" before I realized it was me and I've just been kinda sitting with that thought for awhile now lol
September 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Saw my reflection very briefly when I was grocery shopping and my first thought was "oh she's pretty" before I realized it was me and I've just been kinda sitting with that thought for awhile now lol
I listened to maybe two episodes of David Pakmans show. Turned it off when he started shilling for a product that was FDA /certified/ and didn't at all mention there's a difference between certification and approval. So it's really not surprising he's taking money from anyone who will give it to him
August 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I listened to maybe two episodes of David Pakmans show. Turned it off when he started shilling for a product that was FDA /certified/ and didn't at all mention there's a difference between certification and approval. So it's really not surprising he's taking money from anyone who will give it to him
Why hasn't Red Bull made a black licorice flavour??? Jager bombs are delicious, I would drink tf outta that
August 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Why hasn't Red Bull made a black licorice flavour??? Jager bombs are delicious, I would drink tf outta that