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Mostly pro wrestling, news/politics, true crime, & some figure skating. Forever awkward. Lapsed WDW AP. If it wasn't for The Lighthouse, where would this ship be? Isa 41:10
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Happy New Year! May your 2026 be full of spending time with those you care about and avoiding everyone else… and sometimes even those you care about
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Happy New Year! May your 2026 be full of spending time with those you care about and avoiding everyone else… and sometimes even those you care about
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Current vibes at the Cotton Bowl.
a football player with the number 28 on his jersey is jumping over another player on a field .
Alt: a football player with the number 28 on his jersey is jumping over another player on a field .
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January 1, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Current vibes at the Cotton Bowl.
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Actually nevermind it's Miami winning the big title game despite never being allowed to play in the little title game
Current funniest possible outcome is the SEC getting swept in bowls, other than the ones leading to a Bama-Georgia Round III title game
January 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Actually nevermind it's Miami winning the big title game despite never being allowed to play in the little title game
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I know Miami is whooping ass, but we must remain on guard for Mario Cristiballing this game away
January 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I know Miami is whooping ass, but we must remain on guard for Mario Cristiballing this game away
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New Year’s Resolution: be as excited about anything as Michael Irvin is about Miami football
January 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
New Year’s Resolution: be as excited about anything as Michael Irvin is about Miami football
My only definitive New Year's Eve plan this year was to watch the Cotton Bowl. The only grudge I've held is over the 2003 Fiesta Bowl for multiple reasons. #TheU 🙌🏽
January 1, 2026 at 12:53 AM
My only definitive New Year's Eve plan this year was to watch the Cotton Bowl. The only grudge I've held is over the 2003 Fiesta Bowl for multiple reasons. #TheU 🙌🏽
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This is really good work.
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This is really good work.
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“like a 17 year old arn anderson” mox the most unserious man of all time #AEWCollision 🤼
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
“like a 17 year old arn anderson” mox the most unserious man of all time #AEWCollision 🤼
Jungle Goat Jack Perry? #AEWDynamite
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Jungle Goat Jack Perry? #AEWDynamite
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Senate Chaplain Dr. Barry Black on the floor today:
"Lord, remind our lawmakers that no gold medals are given for breaking shutdown records."
"Lord, remind our lawmakers that no gold medals are given for breaking shutdown records."
October 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Senate Chaplain Dr. Barry Black on the floor today:
"Lord, remind our lawmakers that no gold medals are given for breaking shutdown records."
"Lord, remind our lawmakers that no gold medals are given for breaking shutdown records."
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
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'Are You Haitian?'
Miami ICE Agent Still Has Badge After DUI Arrest in the Florida Keys
The police body cam footage went up on social Friday. In it, the federal agent asks a deputy if he’s Haitian.
Twice
Story: tinyurl.com/ppccu2ct
Miami ICE Agent Still Has Badge After DUI Arrest in the Florida Keys
The police body cam footage went up on social Friday. In it, the federal agent asks a deputy if he’s Haitian.
Twice
Story: tinyurl.com/ppccu2ct
'Are You Haitian?' ICE Agent Still Has Badge After DUI Arrest in the Keys
'He's doing everything right,' defense lawyer says
tinyurl.com
October 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
'Are You Haitian?'
Miami ICE Agent Still Has Badge After DUI Arrest in the Florida Keys
The police body cam footage went up on social Friday. In it, the federal agent asks a deputy if he’s Haitian.
Twice
Story: tinyurl.com/ppccu2ct
Miami ICE Agent Still Has Badge After DUI Arrest in the Florida Keys
The police body cam footage went up on social Friday. In it, the federal agent asks a deputy if he’s Haitian.
Twice
Story: tinyurl.com/ppccu2ct
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October 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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How it started: How it’s going:
October 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
How it started: How it’s going:
I expected Statlander to crash Moné's celebration, but couldn't expect this! #AEWDynamite
October 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I expected Statlander to crash Moné's celebration, but couldn't expect this! #AEWDynamite
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"When you hang out with Powerhouse Hobbs, It's good to have these big ol fat San Antonio women to keep him occupied" - Samoa Joe
October 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"When you hang out with Powerhouse Hobbs, It's good to have these big ol fat San Antonio women to keep him occupied" - Samoa Joe
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The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed
October 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed
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This is one helluva shot.
October 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This is one helluva shot.
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'I'm not fearful, I'm fearless':
NY AG Letitia James responds to indictment
NY AG Letitia James responds to indictment
October 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
'I'm not fearful, I'm fearless':
NY AG Letitia James responds to indictment
NY AG Letitia James responds to indictment
The Don Callis Family is just about big enough to split into DCF Wolfpac & DCF Hollywood. #AEWDynamite
October 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The Don Callis Family is just about big enough to split into DCF Wolfpac & DCF Hollywood. #AEWDynamite
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Pritzker: "People of Illinois, we need your help. Get our your cell phones, record and narrate what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know that this is happening and that we won't stand for it."
September 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Pritzker: "People of Illinois, we need your help. Get our your cell phones, record and narrate what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know that this is happening and that we won't stand for it."
Blake Monroe disrespecting the time & effort of Jordynne's hairdresser. ✂️ #NXTNoMercy
September 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Blake Monroe disrespecting the time & effort of Jordynne's hairdresser. ✂️ #NXTNoMercy