Hunter
@huntereprov.bsky.social
Literally me if you even care
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Hunter
@huntereprov.bsky.social
· Oct 19
Where am I?
Closest humanity has gotten to reinventing the wheel was putting wheels on luggage, essentially recreating the wagon
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Closest humanity has gotten to reinventing the wheel was putting wheels on luggage, essentially recreating the wagon
I wish my mother wasn't chronically online. Like I wanna be able to piss people off by calling out bullshit on my Insta, but I dont wanna piss of someone I see everyday
September 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I wish my mother wasn't chronically online. Like I wanna be able to piss people off by calling out bullshit on my Insta, but I dont wanna piss of someone I see everyday
I feel like everyone should know that suddenly, for surely no particular reason, September 10th 2025 saw a sudden uptick in streams for Wu-Tang Clan's "Protect Ya Neck"
September 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I feel like everyone should know that suddenly, for surely no particular reason, September 10th 2025 saw a sudden uptick in streams for Wu-Tang Clan's "Protect Ya Neck"
People who say "as ive gotten older i empathize more with squidward" have lost the plot, hes the antagonist because he believes he is too tired and over it to make the boring things fun, instead choosing to suffer and make it everyone's problems.
August 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
People who say "as ive gotten older i empathize more with squidward" have lost the plot, hes the antagonist because he believes he is too tired and over it to make the boring things fun, instead choosing to suffer and make it everyone's problems.
When Baby Keem said "I could not fuck with no corny bitch" he was talking about Drake
August 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
When Baby Keem said "I could not fuck with no corny bitch" he was talking about Drake
How come the people who dont know shit about dick always have the most "advice" to give
August 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
How come the people who dont know shit about dick always have the most "advice" to give
Wtf do you mean an allegedly reliable source for New England Patriots inside info has been getting reports off AI-generated tik tok videos
August 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Wtf do you mean an allegedly reliable source for New England Patriots inside info has been getting reports off AI-generated tik tok videos
Wendy's Frosties shoot a McFlurry in the back of the head
August 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Wendy's Frosties shoot a McFlurry in the back of the head
THE CROSSROADS HAS BECOME THE LEAST EFFECTIVE MOVE IN WWE WTF
August 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
THE CROSSROADS HAS BECOME THE LEAST EFFECTIVE MOVE IN WWE WTF
Therapy office waiting room has wifi, cookie run time
August 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Therapy office waiting room has wifi, cookie run time
CAN THESE CUSTOMERS PLEASE STOP EATING IN THE STORE I CANNOT PLAY MUSIC WITH PROFANITY WHEN THEY ARE AROUND AND I CAN ONLY HEAR RASCAL FLATTS SO MANY TIMES BEFORE I WANT TO RASCAL FLATEN MY HEAD IN THE WAFFLE IRON
July 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
CAN THESE CUSTOMERS PLEASE STOP EATING IN THE STORE I CANNOT PLAY MUSIC WITH PROFANITY WHEN THEY ARE AROUND AND I CAN ONLY HEAR RASCAL FLATTS SO MANY TIMES BEFORE I WANT TO RASCAL FLATEN MY HEAD IN THE WAFFLE IRON
How long before buy now pay later schemes become truly universal. Like imagine if you could Klarna a hitman?
July 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
How long before buy now pay later schemes become truly universal. Like imagine if you could Klarna a hitman?
I always thought people who couldn't stay on beat were just rage baiting but I was proved wrong last night, by the dude sitting next to me looking at me to figure out when to clap on beat
July 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I always thought people who couldn't stay on beat were just rage baiting but I was proved wrong last night, by the dude sitting next to me looking at me to figure out when to clap on beat
Hulk Hogan is dead and I've never been happier
July 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Hulk Hogan is dead and I've never been happier
Cybertruck parked outside my work, let's see if they come in and get ice cream (if they do ill post more about it)
July 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Cybertruck parked outside my work, let's see if they come in and get ice cream (if they do ill post more about it)
Anyone suprised by the Cheating CEO meme's longevity apparently doesn't remember Hawk Tuah. Its a simple formula, as the average age of a meme's enjoyed rises, the lifespan of that meme increases exponentially, far past the point of it being funny. The epitome of this effect can be seen in Minions
July 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Anyone suprised by the Cheating CEO meme's longevity apparently doesn't remember Hawk Tuah. Its a simple formula, as the average age of a meme's enjoyed rises, the lifespan of that meme increases exponentially, far past the point of it being funny. The epitome of this effect can be seen in Minions
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1000 likes = 1 picture of a box of raisins i'll find online somewhere
July 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
1000 likes = 1 picture of a box of raisins i'll find online somewhere
Inflation signs: People have stopped complaining that a Ben and Jerry's small cup (2 scoops) is 7.50, something they regularly complained about when I started working here is 2023
July 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Inflation signs: People have stopped complaining that a Ben and Jerry's small cup (2 scoops) is 7.50, something they regularly complained about when I started working here is 2023
Character concept: South American man goes on a trip to Alaska, and gets attacked by a wolf. Becomes a werewolf, but specifically a gray wolf. He gets back and his inner wolf cannot adapt to the climate, so every full moon he becomes lethargic and depressed, just kinda slowly walking around
July 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Character concept: South American man goes on a trip to Alaska, and gets attacked by a wolf. Becomes a werewolf, but specifically a gray wolf. He gets back and his inner wolf cannot adapt to the climate, so every full moon he becomes lethargic and depressed, just kinda slowly walking around
Hot take: WWE needs more short-reign champions. Like I'm talking win one PPV, lose the next. Real trivia question champions
July 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Hot take: WWE needs more short-reign champions. Like I'm talking win one PPV, lose the next. Real trivia question champions
Drunk of seltzers listening to classic rock woth my dad
July 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Drunk of seltzers listening to classic rock woth my dad
Furthermore, as a born and raised New England bitch, I 100% judge people who call chocolate sprinkles "jimmies", cuz your telling me you hear a special humanized name for a small chocolate topping and you CANT FIGURE OUT WHATS GOING ON? "Oh I grew up saying it" and I grew up saying abadabado grow up
July 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Furthermore, as a born and raised New England bitch, I 100% judge people who call chocolate sprinkles "jimmies", cuz your telling me you hear a special humanized name for a small chocolate topping and you CANT FIGURE OUT WHATS GOING ON? "Oh I grew up saying it" and I grew up saying abadabado grow up
Also, my goal one day is to be relevant enough to the public that my political opinions are publicly mocked and ridiculed by the most annoying right-wing commentators on Fox News, so I can watch as they fish for any insult to throw at me with their unathletic abilities
July 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Also, my goal one day is to be relevant enough to the public that my political opinions are publicly mocked and ridiculed by the most annoying right-wing commentators on Fox News, so I can watch as they fish for any insult to throw at me with their unathletic abilities
First up, you can tell where the country is at mentally by just how few people are actually saying "happy 4th" and "happy independence day"
July 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
First up, you can tell where the country is at mentally by just how few people are actually saying "happy 4th" and "happy independence day"
Some thoughts from a 13 hour shift incoming
July 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Some thoughts from a 13 hour shift incoming