I once heard about someone who earnestly believed women don’t have internal lives and I think about that a lot.

I absolutely believe she believes there is a thing she is trying to communicate with what is ostensibly english in the written form

The first thing they do is take your phone away and that’s the last you’ll see of it. Immigration lawyers say keep photocopies of documents and memorize a contact number.

Musk is a midlife crisis that detached from its host body

It’s like a bad spec script for a 90s Schwarzenegger phone-in got repurposed because they knew they had Yeoh on the hook for another two hours of Trek screentime.