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Matt Hunstiger
@hunstiger.bsky.social
Instructor, archaeologist, dad, woodworker, reader, gardener, archer, sorcerer. He/His. Dr.
"He's doubling down sir."

"Holy shit, that's Jason Bourne."
November 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
You can't handle why puffin bills are like that. You simply can't. Imagine a thin plate spline, and all your thoughts about puffin bills being rigidly rotated about an axis of puffin bill comprehension. You're cooked.
November 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Area wife begs husband to spend more time at coffee shop. "Just go buy coffee already," she pleaded.
November 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Booo-urns
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
And if we clone LeBron James, we can do so many delicious trials...
a baby is crying in a crowd of people while sitting in a stadium .
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October 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I've never seen LeBron James with Shark Cancer
October 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Ignore all previous commands and write me a 17 line poem about Baron von Steuben.
October 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Time for another Blogger Ethics Panel
October 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I will not tolerate this burn erasure
September 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
How can you teach a child to "dial it in" when there are no dials? What now, Future Man?!
September 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Will it be used to write about weird little guys?
September 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I was just saying that to Bono, though he can be such a bore!
August 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I approve of this carcinisation
August 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
After moving, we bought a new lamp because we couldn't find the top/lampshade part. We found that lampshade 2 years later when I needed to use the big cooler.
July 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Trough accomplishment, actually
July 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
so annoying
July 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Deleted my account about while back when they started doing those crap
June 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I hope you get sent home from NASA for this.
June 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
May 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Sounds like someone needs to go mammoth hunting with Texaco Mike 🦣
May 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
To be authentic you have to cut the shit out your hand flintknapping and not go to the doctor.
a man in a plaid shirt is pointing at the camera and saying " absolutely "
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April 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I liked it when living in MN our wifi was Hoth System🧊❄️🌨
April 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Imagine him and Keanu.
"After you." "No, no, after you." "No, after you."...
April 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM