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The Hungriest Hippo
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Parasitism researcher. If you’ve done a mouse blood draw, you’ll know why I work with plants

Still skeptical bc Cambridge Analytica

Thoughts/opinions are mine and don’t represent those held by Milton Bradley, Hasbro, or the family Hippopotamidae
The rest of bio research acting like
Suspect Guilty GIF
ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF
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September 27, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Did this once in high school on a highway off ramp outside Ironton. In my defense: no road signs, rain, and nighttime.
September 27, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Reposted by The Hungriest Hippo
Imagine stealing every poem in existence to not be able to write a limerick
September 21, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Funny how that goes. I’m not saying he definitely isn’t on the spectrum or is but it isn’t relevant in this situation. What I will say is that it’s a helluva needle to thread to have the interpersonal skills to win a close primary but not know what a bad touch is.
September 21, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Right? Every time I thought, “Surely that’s all he’s done,” a new section started. Also, the “I’m autistic” defense he uses is a new one to me.
September 20, 2024 at 2:33 PM
“They’re illegal aliens”
“They’re here legally”
“The law is illegal”
Damn. Got me there.
September 19, 2024 at 12:59 PM
My neighborhood got its first this weekend. I didn’t think they were real until yesterday.
September 3, 2024 at 12:15 AM
“Hot Dog with ketchup, please”

Apparently
August 25, 2024 at 8:34 PM
First chapter book I read my daughter
a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
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August 15, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Maggie would do your nails while Cassie replaces your break pads.
July 29, 2024 at 1:25 AM