Bring back drawing and quartering. It'd be a nice bit of ironic cultural appropriation. In the Bible they chopped up people and passed then around the country for waaay smaller crimes. "OH shit! Whatshisname's left leg is gonna be in Fresno, and they're letting everyone piss on it! Wanna go?"

1990- a weasel it's a teazel mah pleazel mah pleazel got a weasel!