“Wake up the gimp.”

What an enormous helmet.

“Over the years, I’ve welcomed hundreds of guests to the Bates Motel. Now, in the newspaper, I can see complaints coming from a handful of middle-class women of a certain age that I’ve murdered. This isn't right."

“Royston Vasey’s Papa Lazarou steps aside after allegations.”

Mum’s care-home’s Xmas decorations include a floating decapitated Father Christmas head.