Jack
@humpenscrump.bsky.social
Lone wolf. Married to a she-wolf. With grown-up cubs.
Home Alone theory: Kevin was left at home on purpose and the Wet Bandits were hitman hired by his parents. Kevin’s mum desperately trying to get back home was a charade to provide her with an alibi.
December 7, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Home Alone theory: Kevin was left at home on purpose and the Wet Bandits were hitman hired by his parents. Kevin’s mum desperately trying to get back home was a charade to provide her with an alibi.
What an enormous helmet.
December 2, 2024 at 9:58 PM
What an enormous helmet.
This Christmas Eve, Gregg Wallace will be visited by the ghost of Jim Davidson’s career.
December 2, 2024 at 9:38 PM
This Christmas Eve, Gregg Wallace will be visited by the ghost of Jim Davidson’s career.
Looking forward to the Netflix film about the Gregg Wallace debacle. Hopefully, they’ll cast Emma Thomson in the title role just to annoy him.
December 2, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Looking forward to the Netflix film about the Gregg Wallace debacle. Hopefully, they’ll cast Emma Thomson in the title role just to annoy him.
I guarantee that when Gregg Wallace asks for a coke and the barman says “Is Pepsi ok?” Wallace says “No.”
December 2, 2024 at 9:37 PM
I guarantee that when Gregg Wallace asks for a coke and the barman says “Is Pepsi ok?” Wallace says “No.”
“Over the years, I’ve welcomed hundreds of guests to the Bates Motel. Now, in the newspaper, I can see complaints coming from a handful of middle-class women of a certain age that I’ve murdered. This isn't right."
December 1, 2024 at 11:19 AM
“Over the years, I’ve welcomed hundreds of guests to the Bates Motel. Now, in the newspaper, I can see complaints coming from a handful of middle-class women of a certain age that I’ve murdered. This isn't right."
“Royston Vasey’s Papa Lazarou steps aside after allegations.”
November 28, 2024 at 8:34 PM
“Royston Vasey’s Papa Lazarou steps aside after allegations.”
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I cannot wait to see The Kemps’ new mocumentary. The last one was an absolute treat.
December 12, 2023 at 7:29 PM
I cannot wait to see The Kemps’ new mocumentary. The last one was an absolute treat.
Watching The Royle Family: The Queen of Sheba. It’s absolutely hilarious but so, so sad. Just brilliant.
December 11, 2023 at 10:41 PM
Watching The Royle Family: The Queen of Sheba. It’s absolutely hilarious but so, so sad. Just brilliant.
Still smiling about last night’s Dr Who.
December 10, 2023 at 11:57 AM
Still smiling about last night’s Dr Who.
Well, Wonka is bloomin’ lovely.
December 8, 2023 at 9:22 PM
Well, Wonka is bloomin’ lovely.
“Hello, police? I’d like to report a murder please.”
December 7, 2023 at 7:53 PM
“Hello, police? I’d like to report a murder please.”
Does anyone watch Hullraisers on Channel 4? It’s absolutely brill.
December 6, 2023 at 10:19 PM
Does anyone watch Hullraisers on Channel 4? It’s absolutely brill.
I enjoyed Dr Who tonight. But it also felt a little mid-season-fillery.
December 2, 2023 at 7:40 PM
I enjoyed Dr Who tonight. But it also felt a little mid-season-fillery.
It’s so odd how Bernard and the Genie is NEVER repeated.
December 2, 2023 at 3:22 PM
It’s so odd how Bernard and the Genie is NEVER repeated.
Mum’s care-home’s Xmas decorations include a floating decapitated Father Christmas head.
December 2, 2023 at 12:37 PM
Mum’s care-home’s Xmas decorations include a floating decapitated Father Christmas head.
I quite like it here. It’s still got the “new car smell.”
December 1, 2023 at 9:33 PM
I quite like it here. It’s still got the “new car smell.”