I tweeted this over on the other place (and, predictably, got a bunch of unhinged replies like pigeons on bread) but 15 minute cities might be the dumbest branch of conspiracy theorist, urban planners went "there should be grocery stores near houses" and people responded "NICE TRY COMRADE LENIN"

As I started my coffee at 530 this morning I thought to myself "We (morning people) do kinda suck"