@humanspeedbump.bsky.social
Dry land is a myth!
January 21, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Dry land is a myth!
From your lips to gods ears
January 21, 2026 at 10:21 PM
From your lips to gods ears
Or shit their pants
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Or shit their pants
I guess the plumbing business isn’t what it used to be that Mario needed to become a fascist to make ends meet
January 21, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I guess the plumbing business isn’t what it used to be that Mario needed to become a fascist to make ends meet
We saw the video
January 20, 2026 at 7:20 PM
We saw the video
I crap smarter pieces of shit
January 19, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I crap smarter pieces of shit
Does this scarf go with my fascism?
January 19, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Does this scarf go with my fascism?
Glad the finally completed the great no fucking shit study. Been waiting with bated breath
January 19, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Glad the finally completed the great no fucking shit study. Been waiting with bated breath
I’m rooting for Darnold so Woody Johnson can suck it
January 19, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I’m rooting for Darnold so Woody Johnson can suck it
10 dollars to grab this guys hair
January 19, 2026 at 2:01 AM
10 dollars to grab this guys hair
This guy projects the strength of wet single-ply toilet paper
January 18, 2026 at 2:39 PM
This guy projects the strength of wet single-ply toilet paper
That man’s measurements equal a square
January 18, 2026 at 2:39 AM
That man’s measurements equal a square
It’s times like these where Helen Keller has the advantage
January 17, 2026 at 11:44 PM
It’s times like these where Helen Keller has the advantage
I mean, originally
January 17, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I mean, originally
Wonder where the coffee came from
January 17, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Wonder where the coffee came from
But he could have a conversation
January 14, 2026 at 3:18 AM
But he could have a conversation
Mr. Trump, nobody fills a diaper quite like you
January 13, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Mr. Trump, nobody fills a diaper quite like you
He had to use the lower urinal
January 12, 2026 at 12:37 AM
He had to use the lower urinal
Felching
January 10, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Felching
That chaos sure is orderly
January 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
That chaos sure is orderly
Vanilla Ice out here doing his normal nonsense
January 8, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Vanilla Ice out here doing his normal nonsense
That couch has a tumor on it
January 8, 2026 at 11:53 AM
That couch has a tumor on it
Could be raining
January 8, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Could be raining