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Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.
January 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Trump can have Greenland if he can fit it up his ass
January 19, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Tough guy lil Marco
January 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
All I have to say is I drafted the biggest bunch of bitches for my fantasy team.
December 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Bradley about to be the last survivor under the bus that’s about to get blown up
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Is there a DoorDash state of local insurance too
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Wondering if this is 1776 enough for everyone
October 23, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Republicans be like, I did Nazi that chat
October 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
About to get another Soros check
October 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
We should put a tariff on Trump’s mouth
September 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Excuse me, your warrior ethos is hanging out
September 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Trump is a little bitch.
September 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Life goes on and texxon is there, because Charlie Kirk would’ve wanted it that way
September 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
How do you make a holy Charlie Kirk?
September 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Maybe I’m an awful person, but I do condone this violence
September 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Trunp is in his pre-zombie stage
September 2, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Charlie Kirk needs to submit to dental floss
August 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If Gym Jordan covers up one more sex crime he gets a free lube job, post buffet, and mar-a-lago
August 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It’s beginning to look a lot like tyranny
August 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
2025 is my villain origin story
August 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I got a birthday coming up, only asking for one thing
July 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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This is why I shave.
July 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM