"THIS IS PRETTY COOL, RIGHT?"

*me trying to look behind me*
"DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?"

"YOU NEED TO PUT YOUR HELMET ON!"

"I THINK MAYBE IF WE PUT OUR HELMETS ON WE CAN HEAR EACH OTHER MORE BETTER."

"WHY DO I HANG OUT WITH YOU?"

"COOL. HOW DO I ROLL THE WINDOW DOWN?"

What I find mind blowing is the gases from our farts are primarily manufactured by the bacteria in our digestive tract, so we are actually expelling our bacteria's farts.

Well, good news then, it would seem AI would tend to agree...and it's not even close. Y'all won quite handily.

Oh, you're "doing" marijuana, huh?

Yeah, ok officer.

/s

If they make enough of them, eventually half of the movie will be Liam's character just sitting in an office waiting for his mandatory meeting with Child Protective Services

*POW* Right in the spoiler!

Thank you for the clarification. I have decided to keep any future criminality within US borders. If Canada has some sort of Civilian Award for Excellence, I believe you now qualify!

* You may have qualified before as well

You're like the Batman of fine particulate air pollution.

The bad news: You will eventually be arrested for vigilantism.

The good news: They will unveil a statue of you in the third movie.

Better good news: Every breath you take, every move you make, my lungs appreciate you.

Canadian Charter of Rights:

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can, and will be used against you in court of law. If you cannot afford an attorney, the crimes you were committing were not profitable enough to warrant the liability, sorry.

"Hi, I'd like to make a deposit into my checking account."

"Do you have the deposit slip?"

"Right here."

...

"I think maybe you made a mistake, see here where it asks how much you're depositing, you wrote bread crusts."

"Ohhh, yeah no, that's correct. I won them in a bet."

"Uh-huh..."

I'm glad you said toot by the toot because if you had said toot by the foot I would've asked for a scientific explanation of how one might measure a toot in feet.

*I'm thinking on has to walk heel to toe while passing gas

I picture, since I don't know what you look like, a generic Canadian person standing at a podium bristling with microphones, with a Canadian person flanking you,

"Eat the rich."

*Other Canadian person leans in to the mics,

"Aaand the people with inner monologues in other people's voices."

👍

Final Fantasy is a role playing game where you fight monsters, find/buy new weapons and armor etc., It used to be turn based, so like, my party would attack and I'd choose who does a spell, or maybe a healing potion, then the monster/bad guys go. I'd say FF is also known for good stories.

I really can't tell if you're messing with me. I feel like FF is ubiquitous enough that you could be, but I suppose if you never really got into video games it could fly under your radar.

* I do appreciate the totally unearned vote of confidence though