"I wonder what's happening on twitter." Goes over and sees someone transvestigating the Charlie Kirk shooter, and someone else shutting it down because "women can't shoot like that". "........okay"

Seeing how badly made some people's excel charts are at work deals me psychic damage.

This is the future leftists want. The gay agenda war on Christmas. (It's me. I'm the gay agenda).

Me when the nature documentary mentions how invaluable the animal/plant/habitat is for the ecosystem: Oh no. Here it comes...
David Attenborough voiceover: -- and due to human intervention, they have become alarmingly endangered.
Me: GODDAMNIT.

Me whenever I see a plant growing a new leaf that's just a mad tiny version of their regular leaves: *crying* Fuck yeah, bud.