One of my beliefs is every public establishment should have a ping pong table. You should be able to drop in anywhere for a quick Pong

Generally speaking I don't want my items to be Futuristic, I want them to work

tip the waitress? whats next, tipping the dog for shitting all ovefr my green grass???

embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,

If you don't enjoy writing, maybe being a writer isn't for you. That's okay! Most people are not writers. People become writers because they like to write. Otherwise they do other things with their time. AI will never solve the fact that you do not like to write.

Why do you lock your door at night. Is it because you think I'll come in and debate you. Are you afraid of free speech