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Andrew Curry
@hulkrunning.bsky.social
Born and raised in Houston.

Astros, Texans, Rockets, Cougars fan.

Perpetually disappointed Democrat.

Founder of Curry Cuts, a small record label based in Portland, OR.

currycuts.bandcamp.com
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Gotta love Portland. #FascismAintPretty
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Do the #Cougars really not play a road game until 2026? Twelve straight home games to start the season? Is that normal?
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
That’s DOCTOR Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo to you.
October 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My collection of #Astros media guides, from 1962 to 2025.

If there’s anything I’ve learned in my years on the planet, it’s that the ladies love a fella with a full set of Astros media guides.
October 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
His team is CURRENTLY in the World Series, and he’s still worrying about 2017. This makes me very happy.
October 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Chandler Rome had thoughts…
October 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
What? I seem to remember the #Astros going in 2021 and 2022. Hell, the Dodgers went in 2017 and 2018.
October 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Wearing a red cap in Portland always draws suspicious stares, even when people see the logo on the front. One of the many things that guy has completely ruined.
October 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I hope you’ll come check it out, and if you like what you hear (and you still buy actual physical copies of your music), take advantage of the sale.

I mean, Rick Springfield himself has a copy of our tribute to him. You think you’re better than Rick Springfield?
October 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Fifteen years ago today, after four months of a long distance marriage, my wife flew down to Houston, and we started the drive to move me to be with her in Oregon. We’re still here!

Here we are in Houston on the eve of our departure.
October 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My boy’s seventh grade picture. My seventh grade picture.

Should I call off the paternity test?
September 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Just now seeing this #Astros roast from an April episode of The Simpsons I’m watching five months after it aired.
September 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
At least we can all share a laugh at the end of the Rangers’ season.
September 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Yainer…oof.
September 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This is just the fourth inning. Pitch two to Paredes called a strike. Pitch two to Altuve called a strike. Pitch five to Caratini called strike three. #Astros
September 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Do we have the same sofa? Lily and Lionel need to know.
September 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Sitting at home in Oregon, watching my Houston teams simultaneously. It’s giving “degenerate gambler” vibes. #Astros #Texans
September 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
For some stupid reason, I decided to engage with him.
September 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Holy smokes. Slow down, time.
August 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Yep.
August 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Meanwhile, in Seattle…

Pitches one and four were called balls. The batter eventually walked. #Astros
August 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Anyone outraged that Cracker Barrel changed their logo is an imbecile.
August 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I’m good friends with @houstorian.bsky.social, and few things make him angrier than the laziness of this (altered) quote.
August 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Get it? Because of that movie!

So fresh! #Astros
August 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM