Andrew Curry
@hulkrunning.bsky.social
Born and raised in Houston.
Astros, Texans, Rockets, Cougars fan.
Perpetually disappointed Democrat.
Founder of Curry Cuts, a small record label based in Portland, OR.
currycuts.bandcamp.com
Astros, Texans, Rockets, Cougars fan.
Perpetually disappointed Democrat.
Founder of Curry Cuts, a small record label based in Portland, OR.
currycuts.bandcamp.com
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Andrew Curry
@hulkrunning.bsky.social
· Sep 30
My boy’s seventh grade picture. My seventh grade picture.
Should I call off the paternity test?
Should I call off the paternity test?
#Astros at 23 in this power rankings list, behind Seattle, Texas, and the A’s. I realize that the Golden Era has likely ended, but 23 seems pretty dismissive.
Way-too-early 2026 MLB Power Rankings: Are the Dodgers or Blue Jays No. 1?
Los Angeles just won the 2025 World Series -- and we're already looking ahead to next year. Where does your favorite team fall?
www.espn.com
January 11, 2026 at 8:06 PM
#Astros at 23 in this power rankings list, behind Seattle, Texas, and the A’s. I realize that the Golden Era has likely ended, but 23 seems pretty dismissive.
My New Year’s resolution to never, ever go to Twitter again - and certainly never to engage with anyone if I did - lasted until January 9.
In my defense, though, I think I really gave TrumpLover69 and KillAllLefties something to think about.
In my defense, though, I think I really gave TrumpLover69 and KillAllLefties something to think about.
January 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM
My New Year’s resolution to never, ever go to Twitter again - and certainly never to engage with anyone if I did - lasted until January 9.
In my defense, though, I think I really gave TrumpLover69 and KillAllLefties something to think about.
In my defense, though, I think I really gave TrumpLover69 and KillAllLefties something to think about.
I lived through the George W. Bush years. He was legitimately terrible. But when he started wars for oil, he was savvy enough to make up some other reason for doing it. 9-11. “Weapons of mass destruction.” That kind of shit.
Meanwhile, Grandpa Black Hands just comes out and says it. “War for oil!”
Meanwhile, Grandpa Black Hands just comes out and says it. “War for oil!”
January 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I lived through the George W. Bush years. He was legitimately terrible. But when he started wars for oil, he was savvy enough to make up some other reason for doing it. 9-11. “Weapons of mass destruction.” That kind of shit.
Meanwhile, Grandpa Black Hands just comes out and says it. “War for oil!”
Meanwhile, Grandpa Black Hands just comes out and says it. “War for oil!”
I’m presuming that you, like me, devoted a portion of your New Year’s Eve to cataloging and photographing your collection of Squeeze stuff. I mean, ‘tis the season.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I’m presuming that you, like me, devoted a portion of your New Year’s Eve to cataloging and photographing your collection of Squeeze stuff. I mean, ‘tis the season.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
Be very careful putting a hashtag on the word COUGARS. 🫣
December 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Be very careful putting a hashtag on the word COUGARS. 🫣
December 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
They have not said Dorian Finney-Smith’s name even once during this broadcast that I did not hear “Kenny Smith.” Though, in fairness, I’m very old. #Rockets
December 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
They have not said Dorian Finney-Smith’s name even once during this broadcast that I did not hear “Kenny Smith.” Though, in fairness, I’m very old. #Rockets
Los Straitjackets’ Christmas album. Because everything goes better with surf guitar music.
December 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Los Straitjackets’ Christmas album. Because everything goes better with surf guitar music.
Laser focused on grocery prices.
Seriously, though, it’s cool that Trump finally gets to put his name on something.
Seriously, though, it’s cool that Trump finally gets to put his name on something.
Kennedy Center board votes to rename it ‘Trump Kennedy Center’ | CNN Politics
The board of trustees of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts voted Thursday to rename the facility after both the former president and President Donald Trump.
www.cnn.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Laser focused on grocery prices.
Seriously, though, it’s cool that Trump finally gets to put his name on something.
Seriously, though, it’s cool that Trump finally gets to put his name on something.
A lot of people will choose “This one goes to 11,” but for my money, the absolute funniest line (and greatest delivery) in all of Spinal Tap is Rob Reiner’s reading the two word review of Shark Sandwich. Gets me every time.
spinal tap album review scene
YouTube video by Empire Lights
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
A lot of people will choose “This one goes to 11,” but for my money, the absolute funniest line (and greatest delivery) in all of Spinal Tap is Rob Reiner’s reading the two word review of Shark Sandwich. Gets me every time.
It may surprise you to hear that a lot of very terrible people are being very terrible on Twitter about Rob Reiner’s murder. A common refrain is “You libtards talked shit about Charlie. Now it’s our turn to return the favor.”
Please come punch me in the mouth if you ever see me on Twitter again.
Please come punch me in the mouth if you ever see me on Twitter again.
December 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
It may surprise you to hear that a lot of very terrible people are being very terrible on Twitter about Rob Reiner’s murder. A common refrain is “You libtards talked shit about Charlie. Now it’s our turn to return the favor.”
Please come punch me in the mouth if you ever see me on Twitter again.
Please come punch me in the mouth if you ever see me on Twitter again.
I’m proud to have been friends with @houstorian.bsky.social since we were both seventh graders at St. John’s School in 1982. He was the best man in my wedding, and he designed the artwork for every Curry Cuts release over the years. He’s doing great work!
www.houstonchronicle.com/explained/ar...
www.houstonchronicle.com/explained/ar...
How one man’s project is changing what Houston remembers
What began as a personal project now fills the gaps in our memories, offering context in a city where change happens fast and often without ceremony.
www.houstonchronicle.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I’m proud to have been friends with @houstorian.bsky.social since we were both seventh graders at St. John’s School in 1982. He was the best man in my wedding, and he designed the artwork for every Curry Cuts release over the years. He’s doing great work!
www.houstonchronicle.com/explained/ar...
www.houstonchronicle.com/explained/ar...
Is Grinch his name or his species?
December 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Is Grinch his name or his species?
The new camera icon on the iPhone looks like a spy camera pointed right at me. It’s a little too on the nose for my taste.
December 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The new camera icon on the iPhone looks like a spy camera pointed right at me. It’s a little too on the nose for my taste.
The number one video of 2025.
Zach Cole's former teammates in Double-A went insane after seeing him hit his first Major League hom
YouTube video by VBbaseball
youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:12 AM
The number one video of 2025.
The best record you didn’t listen to today just may be In Color by Cheap Trick. So, you know, go remedy that.
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The best record you didn’t listen to today just may be In Color by Cheap Trick. So, you know, go remedy that.