Andrew Curry
@hulkrunning.bsky.social
Born and raised in Houston.
Astros, Texans, Rockets, Cougars fan.
Perpetually disappointed Democrat.
Founder of Curry Cuts, a small record label based in Portland, OR.
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Astros, Texans, Rockets, Cougars fan.
Perpetually disappointed Democrat.
Founder of Curry Cuts, a small record label based in Portland, OR.
currycuts.bandcamp.com
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Andrew Curry
@hulkrunning.bsky.social
· Sep 30
My boy’s seventh grade picture. My seventh grade picture.
Should I call off the paternity test?
Should I call off the paternity test?
Seeking the least expensive way to get all my streaming services. We have Netflix, Hulu, Disney, AppleTV, Paramount+, Prime, Peacock (through our cable provider). I get MLB and NBA single team packages so I can watch the #Astros and #Rockets.
Any advice? Maybe a website that could help?
Any advice? Maybe a website that could help?
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Cougars and Texans made things way harder than they needed to be. But I’ll take it.
November 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Cougars and Texans made things way harder than they needed to be. But I’ll take it.
The Cougars can’t hit water from a boat in this Auburn game.
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The Cougars can’t hit water from a boat in this Auburn game.
Gotta love Portland. #FascismAintPretty
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Gotta love Portland. #FascismAintPretty
“Oh, we have a definite advantage, and recent elections prove that tens of millions of people oppose the Republicans on issue after issue? Then let’s definitely cave!”
The Democrats: Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory just like we all expect.
The Democrats: Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory just like we all expect.
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
“Oh, we have a definite advantage, and recent elections prove that tens of millions of people oppose the Republicans on issue after issue? Then let’s definitely cave!”
The Democrats: Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory just like we all expect.
The Democrats: Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory just like we all expect.
That’s DOCTOR Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo to you.
October 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
That’s DOCTOR Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo to you.
My collection of #Astros media guides, from 1962 to 2025.
If there’s anything I’ve learned in my years on the planet, it’s that the ladies love a fella with a full set of Astros media guides.
If there’s anything I’ve learned in my years on the planet, it’s that the ladies love a fella with a full set of Astros media guides.
October 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My collection of #Astros media guides, from 1962 to 2025.
If there’s anything I’ve learned in my years on the planet, it’s that the ladies love a fella with a full set of Astros media guides.
If there’s anything I’ve learned in my years on the planet, it’s that the ladies love a fella with a full set of Astros media guides.
His team is CURRENTLY in the World Series, and he’s still worrying about 2017. This makes me very happy.
October 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
His team is CURRENTLY in the World Series, and he’s still worrying about 2017. This makes me very happy.
I still love George Springer.
October 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I still love George Springer.
It’s heartwarming to see a scrappy underdog team like the Dodgers finally taste a bit of success. Just a ragtag group of lovable losers. A veritable Bad News Bears for today.
October 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It’s heartwarming to see a scrappy underdog team like the Dodgers finally taste a bit of success. Just a ragtag group of lovable losers. A veritable Bad News Bears for today.
Of the core guys who have left during the #Astros Golden Era, who do you think, all things being equal, really wanted to stay? And who was itching to get out of town?
I think Yuli would have stayed forever. And I think Georgie couldn’t wait to leave.
I think Yuli would have stayed forever. And I think Georgie couldn’t wait to leave.
October 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Of the core guys who have left during the #Astros Golden Era, who do you think, all things being equal, really wanted to stay? And who was itching to get out of town?
I think Yuli would have stayed forever. And I think Georgie couldn’t wait to leave.
I think Yuli would have stayed forever. And I think Georgie couldn’t wait to leave.
I suppose I’m pulling for a Blue Jays/Brewers #WorldSeries. I’m guessing Fox executives are…not.
October 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I suppose I’m pulling for a Blue Jays/Brewers #WorldSeries. I’m guessing Fox executives are…not.
One of the greatest final moments in movie history, in possibly the greatest movie ever made. Rest in peace, Diane Keaton.
The Godfather 1 - Michael and Kay, final scene
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October 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
One of the greatest final moments in movie history, in possibly the greatest movie ever made. Rest in peace, Diane Keaton.
Once the #Astros season ended, I told myself that I wouldn’t watch any of the playoffs. Then I realized that the Golden Era corresponds precisely with the political career of you know who. I never appreciated how much baseball helped drown out the news during that run. So I’m watching the playoffs.
October 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Once the #Astros season ended, I told myself that I wouldn’t watch any of the playoffs. Then I realized that the Golden Era corresponds precisely with the political career of you know who. I never appreciated how much baseball helped drown out the news during that run. So I’m watching the playoffs.
I feel like a crazy person when I watch this administration talking about Portland. I live here. It is not on fire. There are not riots in the street.
This just isn’t normal. And it scares the shit out of me. How is this real life? What can be done?
This just isn’t normal. And it scares the shit out of me. How is this real life? What can be done?
October 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I feel like a crazy person when I watch this administration talking about Portland. I live here. It is not on fire. There are not riots in the street.
This just isn’t normal. And it scares the shit out of me. How is this real life? What can be done?
This just isn’t normal. And it scares the shit out of me. How is this real life? What can be done?
In the Battle of Teams Who Lost to the #Astros in the World Series, that Phillies loss was agonizing for *me*. I can only imagine how that pitcher feels. Or how Phillie fans are going to react. Oof.
October 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
In the Battle of Teams Who Lost to the #Astros in the World Series, that Phillies loss was agonizing for *me*. I can only imagine how that pitcher feels. Or how Phillie fans are going to react. Oof.
Wearing a red cap in Portland always draws suspicious stares, even when people see the logo on the front. One of the many things that guy has completely ruined.
October 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Wearing a red cap in Portland always draws suspicious stares, even when people see the logo on the front. One of the many things that guy has completely ruined.