I don’t think she is the one who said “I don’t get out of bed for less than $3/word,” but I will continue conflating them. I only have so much room in my head for inexplicably successful New York gossip journalists to loathe.

I’d like to see ol’ Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam!

Next November? You flinch and give up your only leverage because airport lines were getting a little too long, and you’re talking about next November? Next primary season is the election you need to concern yourself with.

This is why Dems lose. At any hint of momentum, they pull some chickenshit move like this or wax nostalgic for the “bipartisanship” of an era half their base is too young to remember. This collaboration, cowardice and ineptitude depresses voter turnout. Voters know you are LOSERS and won’t fight.

Sisu was awesome. Aspirational too.

Fuck you mean, “keep” fighting? Keep fighting who?

*ribbon cutting ceremony. Damn autocorrect

I’m trying to decode what this means

I didn’t think I could hate those genocidal motherfuckers any more than I did after the Luka trade

“…Also I can communicate to anyone on the planet instantly and access almost the entirety of human knowledge with this glass rectangle.”
1950s Scientist: “Incredible! The benefits of this for mankind must exponentially outweigh the negative impact of those surely unconnected freak events!”
“Um…”

It wasn’t always this way! They know how to do it right! Every remote I used up until about 10 years ago had oversized volume, play, FF, REW, and so on. But I guess on my current one they had to make room for four different colored square mystery buttons.

Our ceiling light remote has intensity buttons where the left one is brighter and right dims it. You know, how we’ve always done it, plus on the left side and minus on the right.