passing a slow driver on the highway is all fun and games until an extended downhill section instills the spirit of dominic toretto in them

stim-maxed on i-78 east at 3:42am wishing death upon nearly every driver foolish enough to enter my field of view

so I've decided to start eschewing societal sleep standards and begin sleeping effectively whenever I'm actually tired, no matter what time it is, and I'm going to post some interesting observations I've made here

being a kpop stan sounds like so much fun, but alas, much of the music is simply not enjoyable

sometimes I think back on meals I used to get on a regular basis which I can no longer get for whatever reason and I feel pangs of immense sadness

making a "SURVIVING OFF GAS STATION FOOD FOR 24 HOURS CHALLENGE" video but it's just security camera footage of me eating a bucket of mac and cheese bites from sheetz and playing coloring pixels for 30 minutes without ever once acknowledging the camera

I can confirm that if you crash a bird scooter, clairo DOES keep playing in your headphones

taking some quaaludes and calling the flight attendants "stews" in an effort to return to tradition

love the airport, where else can you get a moscow mule and mac and cheese at 10am completely unjudged, and it only cost me $128.56

ray charles xcx

y'all ever seen a cup of ice water? magical...

they should invent a device that works the way you think a microwave should

defeatedly clicking buy on a massive aliexpress order as pennsylvania gets called for trump on a second monitor

every day that I log on to x, the everything app, is another day full of lifelong regret

being a software dev is all fun and games until you find some software that doesn't work exactly how you want it to and now you're up until 7am reading an obscure xml spec