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STEVE HUFF
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Progressive Gen X depressive. Anti-racist. Writer, editor, opera singer. Well-scrubbed, hustling rube. https://www.huffwrites.com
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Just realized this supplement expires in 2030 and that date is messing with my head.
Close-up of a black creatine supplement bottle with a purple label. The label highlights “Kre-Alkalyn Creatine (pH 12)” versus “Other Forms of Creatine (pH 0–6.9),” with icons for pH and “Stable in Solution,” plus “Multi Patented Creatine” and a small “Made in USA” flag. A white sticker shows “LOT 51623” and “EXP 03/30.”
November 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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I think Velma likes me.
Close-up selfie of a bald man lying on a white pillow in a maroon shirt as a gray tabby cat with a white muzzle sleeps cheek-to-cheek against them, one paw tucked under their chin.
October 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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My baby cats (Daphne top, Velma bottom) having their first afternoon nap. Zen AF, y’all.
Two cats rest peacefully on a soft couch bathed in afternoon light. One cat curls into a tight ball at the corner of the cushion, paws tucked beneath its chin. The other perches atop a large, textured pillow with a geometric pattern, eyes half-closed in contentment. Behind them, a lamp with a script-covered shade completes the cozy, sun-dappled living-room scene.
October 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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I’ve got new followers! Fair warning, I’m a dad and cat dad and you will see these little angels a lot.
Two tabby cats with white chests and paws lie close together on a cushioned bench by a window. Sunlight streams through the wooden window frame, highlighting their fur. Around them is a casual pile of folded and draped clothing in various colors—blue, gray, orange, and maroon—creating a cozy, lived-in atmosphere. Both cats gaze toward the camera with relaxed, half-lidded eyes.
October 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Dawg the Worcester Walmart is a whole vibe unto itself
September 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Let me be succinct: FUCK YES, sub-200 lbs. This is not easy to do at nearly 60, even with weight loss meds. Cardio and the gym made all the difference.
Screengrab from smart scale app reading the hour and date it was made, 4:37 pm and Sept. 9, 2025, and in large numbers 198.9 lb.
September 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Hey, it’s the 80s energy drink that will never die. For all I know it can’t. Probably stays potable for centuries but this is new, ordered it for my son’s amusement. (Don’t @ me about that, he’s 22).

The original, which was like 200 calories, got me through my junior and senior years of college.
A tall red can of Jolt Cola sits indoors on a table in front of a sunlit window. The can features a large yellow lightning bolt through bold white and blue text reading “Jolt Cola.” Additional text on the can includes “Zero Sugar,” “Taste the Legend,” and “High Performance Energy Drink, 16 fl oz (473 ml).” The background is softly blurred, showing the bright window frame, trees, and sky outside.
September 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Yo what’s up, I’m an opera singer too. #opera #singing
August 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Doesn’t help that I’m wearing these throwback frames.
A bald person with light skin and glasses sits on a light-colored couch, wearing a green zip-up hoodie over a dark shirt. They are facing the camera with a neutral expression. A green reflection is visible on the right lens of their glasses, possibly from a screen. Behind them is a closed pleated window shade and part of a patterned lampshade is visible to the left.
August 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Ready to head to the gym. Velma had other plans.
A bald man with glasses and an amused expression is reclining on a couch, wearing a dark tank top. A gray tabby cat is peacefully sleeping on his chest, nestled against his neck. Sunlight is streaming in from a nearby window, illuminating the cozy scene.
July 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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The sisters don't have time for that person's nonsense. There is napping to do.
Two gray tabby cats, almost identical, asleep in front of a purple and flower-patterned pillow on a tan sofa.
July 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Tfw someone asks the question you’re too embarrassed to ask. Thank you, anonymous member 327.
Alt text: A Facebook post in a local Worcester, Massachusetts group reads: “It saddens me to make this post. I’ve been selfish trying to put it off but I know it’s time… looking for the best of the best for a home euthanasia. Who should I use?” The post has 12 sad and crying emoji reactions. Top comments include: 1. A user recommends Red Fern Veterinary Care, saying they had a much better experience thanks to them and offers condolences. 2. Another user, Robbie Goldberg, shares that they used Lap of Love for their cat’s euthanasia and Furever Friends for cremation. They praise both services for their compassion and support, and wish peace to the original poster. 3. An anonymous commenter asks, “You need to be more specific, is this for a pet or a person?” The post and comments reflect emotional support and suggestions for in-home pet euthanasia services.
July 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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For sale: Toddler toy. Minus joy.
Alt text: A black-and-white photo of a children’s playground toy shaped like a cartoonish Dalmatian dog. The dog is part of an interactive ride-on toy with a speaker and handlebars mounted on a plastic base. The base is engraved with shapes, letters, and numbers. The toy is set on a gravel surface near a curb with weeds growing along the edge. The scene appears slightly nostalgic or melancholic due to the monochrome filter.
July 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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EVERY generation has a signature hairstyle that’s embarrassing AF decades later (Gen X and mullets, for example) and I’m pretty sure it’s this one for Zoomers. Man I bet the hair stylist who fooled Gen Z kids into thinking this looks great laughs themselves to sleep nightly.
Line drawing of young man against a pale green background sporting a typical “broccoli-style” haircut—short sides and back, pouffy, curly top.
July 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Forgot to brag about how I’ve done all this and I am NOT on TRT? One advantage to my fast-twitch, ADHD, sociopathic genetics, I guess.
Muscular man in front of polished wood door, seen from chin down to mid chest.
July 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Pretty much exactly right. I’ll always eat trash because that’s what Mama and Daddy could afford.
Alt-text: Screenshot of a “Food Choice Test” result. A circular radar chart shows five social class categories: Upper Class, Upper Middle Class, Middle Class, Lower Middle Class, and Lower Class. Each segment is color-coded and radiates outward, with the “Lower Middle Class” section highlighted the most prominently. Below the chart, text reads: “Your food choices resemble those of the lower-middle class (78.57%).”
June 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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I’ve been working damn hard on myself, because one of the biggest flaws in the way people use GLP-1s is doing nothing and just expecting the drug to do it for you. No. It’s just a way to help you, you still have to work. Happy with my arms and shoulders so far.
Alt-text: A man takes a gym selfie in a brightly lit, red-toned fitness center. He is wearing a black sleeveless workout shirt and a black cap, showing off a flexed, muscular arm while holding his phone in front of a mirror. His expression is focused and intense. Gym equipment and weight racks are visible in the background, along with reflections and overhead lights.
June 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Centerfolds strip club in #Worcester remains unbeaten in the seasonal sign game.
A roadside marquee for “Centerfolds Worcester,” an adult-entertainment club. The upper sign is burgundy with white lettering; beneath it, a changeable letter board reads in red and black block capitals: “ADULT ENTERTAINMENT / SUMMER IS HERE / HIRING TEACHERS.” Industrial buildings, trees, and parked cars fill the blurred background.
June 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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This is who runs this account
Black and white photo of a 15-year-old boy standing with arms crossed in front of a wall covered in graffiti. He has short, slightly tousled hair and wears a button-up shirt with the sleeves rolled up. His expression is serious and direct, looking straight at the camera. Some of the wall writing includes “DEAD KENNEDYS” and other partially obscured scribbles.
June 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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This is me after I wiped my brow.
A man with a shaved head wearing a bright blue sleeveless shirt takes a selfie outdoors. He is seated on a white porch chair with turned wooden posts visible behind him. The background is a sunlit green lawn with trees and a few red flowers slightly out of focus. His expression is calm and neutral.
June 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Happy Father’s Day to my late pops Bob, who had a real way with taking badass selfies.
A man with fair skin and short, light hair stands outdoors near the Grand Canyon. He wears a light-colored collared shirt and a wide-brimmed woven straw cowboy hat. He squints slightly in the sun, glancing toward the camera with a calm, confident expression. The vast canyon landscape stretches out behind him in muted desert tones. A man with light skin and wavy auburn or brown hair stands in a hilly, scrub-covered landscape under a cloudy sky. He wears dark sunglasses and a green shirt, looking off to the side with a composed, serious expression. The scene has a vintage feel, evoking the American West of the 1970s.
June 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Living around these guys feels like an episode of a true crime show about deadly neighbors but the neighbors are asshole giant birds. Though their kids are cute.
A pair of female turkeys close up, one looking into the camera. Cars to one side, green lawn on the other.
June 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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My wife at work:
A white-haired but still young white teacher with glasses in a burgundy top has a friendly exchange with a Black student over something they read from a laptop.
June 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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1. Me mid-workout, feeling good!

2. Post-workout, after an encounter (pleasant but strange) in which I realized I code "cop" to people who love cops. Is it the chin? The surliness? WTF?
A man with a shaved head and a light beard stands in a gym, facing the camera and holding a phone in front of him. He is wearing a dark grey patterned tank top and dark pants. Various gym equipment and a mirrored wall with red lighting are visible in the background A man with a shaved head and a light beard stands in what appears to be a locker room, facing the camera and holding a phone in front of him. He is wearing a dark grey patterned tank top. Bright red lockers are visible behind him."
June 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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A byproduct of weight loss—I’m taking too many selfies. At my age I feel completely foolish every time I take one, self-conscious when I post them, even if I look better. I also delete most of them. Every now & then I take a couple I feel good about. These are them. Those. Whatever.
Black and white selfie of a middle-aged man with a shaved head and short beard, wearing glasses and a zip-up pullover. He is posed in front of a paneled wooden door, looking slightly to the side with a calm, confident expression. Black and white selfie of a middle-aged man with a shaved head and glasses, wearing a zip-up pullover over a white shirt. He faces the camera directly with a serious, intense expression. The background shows an interior hallway with wood trim and soft lighting.
May 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM