K. Huds
@hudsonkate.bsky.social
I love dumb things. A lot. Bylines at a few places including Time, Bustle and The Mary Sue
One of my favorite things to do is look at stock photos from Christmas stuff made in China, where Christmas was imported as a secular holiday, because occasionally you get inexplicable photos.
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
One of my favorite things to do is look at stock photos from Christmas stuff made in China, where Christmas was imported as a secular holiday, because occasionally you get inexplicable photos.
Honestly, this is very disappointing. The best thing about NYE in Chicago is how low rent and no f*cks it is. Last year there was an inexplicable dancing container of salt. Because why not?
Hosts are usually sloppy drunk. Camera work gets shakier as the night goes on. We don't need the pros here
Hosts are usually sloppy drunk. Camera work gets shakier as the night goes on. We don't need the pros here
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Honestly, this is very disappointing. The best thing about NYE in Chicago is how low rent and no f*cks it is. Last year there was an inexplicable dancing container of salt. Because why not?
Hosts are usually sloppy drunk. Camera work gets shakier as the night goes on. We don't need the pros here
Hosts are usually sloppy drunk. Camera work gets shakier as the night goes on. We don't need the pros here
Everyone is free to make their own choices, but just know when the revolution comes, if you have one of those curated Christmas trees with white lights and uniform ornaments, you are my mortal enemy.
I'm positive there's a correlation between those and the rise of everything terrible in the world
I'm positive there's a correlation between those and the rise of everything terrible in the world
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Everyone is free to make their own choices, but just know when the revolution comes, if you have one of those curated Christmas trees with white lights and uniform ornaments, you are my mortal enemy.
I'm positive there's a correlation between those and the rise of everything terrible in the world
I'm positive there's a correlation between those and the rise of everything terrible in the world
He's a little early, but the December Diamond of 2025 has been selected, and he's spectacular (not pictured...*yet*)
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
He's a little early, but the December Diamond of 2025 has been selected, and he's spectacular (not pictured...*yet*)
This is the only way I'd lead, from my death bed on the area floor
October 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This is the only way I'd lead, from my death bed on the area floor
I think the counterpoint here is-- if they've already gotten so desperate as to recruit from the Venn diagram overlap of fascists and LOTR dorks, they may not be hitting their recruiting numbers...
October 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I think the counterpoint here is-- if they've already gotten so desperate as to recruit from the Venn diagram overlap of fascists and LOTR dorks, they may not be hitting their recruiting numbers...
This is happening in my neighborhood now
October 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This is happening in my neighborhood now
I know the world is falling apart but when they release Con Air meets The Rock that takes place IN ALASKA on Apple TV SOMEONE needs to tell me. Come on!!!
October 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I know the world is falling apart but when they release Con Air meets The Rock that takes place IN ALASKA on Apple TV SOMEONE needs to tell me. Come on!!!
My friend hates this new Era.
I'm here for the vibes of the music, not the lyrics. But if you're wondering about its comparison between TTPD and TLOASG...
I'm here for the vibes of the music, not the lyrics. But if you're wondering about its comparison between TTPD and TLOASG...
October 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My friend hates this new Era.
I'm here for the vibes of the music, not the lyrics. But if you're wondering about its comparison between TTPD and TLOASG...
I'm here for the vibes of the music, not the lyrics. But if you're wondering about its comparison between TTPD and TLOASG...
I have heard the Taylor Swift leaks and I love this album. But it also very much has this energy:
October 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I have heard the Taylor Swift leaks and I love this album. But it also very much has this energy:
This is downtown Chicago today and it breaks my heart. This is truly evil. No other word for it. That poor little girl.
September 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This is downtown Chicago today and it breaks my heart. This is truly evil. No other word for it. That poor little girl.
This was written more than 100 years ago and yet feels eerily prescient.
Time is a flat circle
Time is a flat circle
September 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This was written more than 100 years ago and yet feels eerily prescient.
Time is a flat circle
Time is a flat circle
This might be my favorite Reddit comment ever?
September 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This might be my favorite Reddit comment ever?
Can't wait til my ship comes in, and I can have all the horny mushroom women plant pots I could possibly desire. Until then, a girl can dream
September 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Can't wait til my ship comes in, and I can have all the horny mushroom women plant pots I could possibly desire. Until then, a girl can dream
Graham Greene is Harry Clearwater first, and in Die Hard With a Vengeance second. Are we clear(water)?!?!!
September 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Graham Greene is Harry Clearwater first, and in Die Hard With a Vengeance second. Are we clear(water)?!?!!
Look. When people talk about Taylor Swift's easter eggs, it's never "count the blades of grass between her toes" like they want to go. It's always-- look at what color lipstick she's been wearing for the past year. Bless her. She keeps me off the QAnon track, though:
August 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Look. When people talk about Taylor Swift's easter eggs, it's never "count the blades of grass between her toes" like they want to go. It's always-- look at what color lipstick she's been wearing for the past year. Bless her. She keeps me off the QAnon track, though:
Captain Cook blacked out until next Sat 🤷♀️
August 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Captain Cook blacked out until next Sat 🤷♀️
Very weird to me how the way we dressed in 1995 is not only back, it's being purposefully styled? Completely with blunt bob. All that's missing is a popsicle stain around the mouth
July 31, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Very weird to me how the way we dressed in 1995 is not only back, it's being purposefully styled? Completely with blunt bob. All that's missing is a popsicle stain around the mouth
This weirdo jumps like the biggest dingus in the world and I find it hilarious each time. He also grunts which is doubly hilarious
July 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This weirdo jumps like the biggest dingus in the world and I find it hilarious each time. He also grunts which is doubly hilarious
There are no Boomers. No Gen Xers. No Milennials. No Gen Zers.
There are simple groups defined by their generation of the Kool Aid man and if yours is not 1983, well, then, I'll see you in hell.
There are simple groups defined by their generation of the Kool Aid man and if yours is not 1983, well, then, I'll see you in hell.
July 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
There are no Boomers. No Gen Xers. No Milennials. No Gen Zers.
There are simple groups defined by their generation of the Kool Aid man and if yours is not 1983, well, then, I'll see you in hell.
There are simple groups defined by their generation of the Kool Aid man and if yours is not 1983, well, then, I'll see you in hell.
Is this too much to send to the ad wizards at Crystal Light via their contact us form?
July 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Is this too much to send to the ad wizards at Crystal Light via their contact us form?
Put some respect on this headline: he was ALSO an Ex-Housewife husband, OK?
July 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Put some respect on this headline: he was ALSO an Ex-Housewife husband, OK?
Look at this turd. Perfection.
July 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Look at this turd. Perfection.
The way I gasped, and then immediately answered
July 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The way I gasped, and then immediately answered