So, Trump is selling fragrances now. You know, aside from the obvious ethics violations and regardless of your politics, if you look at that guy and think "Man, I'd really like to smell like him" there is something deeply wrong with you.

Thanks to a great suggestion over on the FB scoop group, I have an updated version @heyscoops.bsky.social @thefamouspaul.bsky.social

@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @heyscoops.bsky.social Paul asks, Paul receives... #scoopgroup #scoopfest2025

Oh man @jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social I'm jealous that you got a free Purple pillow! I paid $200 for mine, but amazingly, it was actually worth it. My neck and shoulder pain is gone. If I would've known I could've gotten the pillow free, I might've gotten a mattress too! #missedblackfridaydammit

Mr Fuzzington's first Black Friday, 1998. The future seemed so bright back then.

Happy thanksgiving, you dick and t̶i̶t̶ breast farmers! #HeyScoops

Is it true that the sky is always bluer on the other social media sites?