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Unconventional option: Chinese take out taste better with plasticware. I will not explain further
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Unconventional option: Chinese take out taste better with plasticware. I will not explain further
How many times do you think you were one date away from realizing someone is your soul mate but you ended it for next to no reason?
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
How many times do you think you were one date away from realizing someone is your soul mate but you ended it for next to no reason?
I don't appreciate only getting attention from people when they think I wanna fuck
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I don't appreciate only getting attention from people when they think I wanna fuck
Guess I've made better progress than I thought. 25 vs 30. Happy birthday to me 🎂🎂
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Guess I've made better progress than I thought. 25 vs 30. Happy birthday to me 🎂🎂
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
Can someone explain why all the game shows are all "celebrity..."
September 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Can someone explain why all the game shows are all "celebrity..."
You know what I'm really good at? Falling for guys 200+ miles away from me
September 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
You know what I'm really good at? Falling for guys 200+ miles away from me
Thought I looked decent, so figured I'd share
September 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Thought I looked decent, so figured I'd share
Fried rice tastes better with plastic cutlery... I don't know why
September 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Fried rice tastes better with plastic cutlery... I don't know why
Had to rawdog the gym because I left my headphones at the office. Shocked I was so productive!
September 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Had to rawdog the gym because I left my headphones at the office. Shocked I was so productive!
A grilled cheese is not prepared properly if it does not get cut diagonally
September 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
A grilled cheese is not prepared properly if it does not get cut diagonally
"where do you stay" vs "where do you live"... Do these not mean the same thing?
August 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
"where do you stay" vs "where do you live"... Do these not mean the same thing?
That fact that there are people who willingly don't use salt and pepper.... This is the ultimate red flag
August 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
That fact that there are people who willingly don't use salt and pepper.... This is the ultimate red flag
I just realized.... Among my laundry list of questions that I think to ask guys when we first start talking: "top or bottom" probably doesn't crack the top 25
August 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I just realized.... Among my laundry list of questions that I think to ask guys when we first start talking: "top or bottom" probably doesn't crack the top 25
This is the horniest my feed has been in ages!
August 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This is the horniest my feed has been in ages!
How the FUCK did I accidently end up in Chicago on Market Days
August 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM
How the FUCK did I accidently end up in Chicago on Market Days
My anxiety laughs at me everytime I react to a ghost vibration from my phone
August 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My anxiety laughs at me everytime I react to a ghost vibration from my phone
Is there anyone hotter than guys in pajama pants at the airport?
August 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Is there anyone hotter than guys in pajama pants at the airport?
When and why did people stop asking things of people. Everyone is so demanding.
August 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
When and why did people stop asking things of people. Everyone is so demanding.
Why are people (especially on social media) INCAPABLE of giving praise to people without tearing down someone else
August 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Why are people (especially on social media) INCAPABLE of giving praise to people without tearing down someone else
How do you get someone's attention on social media that you find very cute and interesting without seeming creepy?
August 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
How do you get someone's attention on social media that you find very cute and interesting without seeming creepy?
Will NEVER understand guys who say they want a real, serious relationship, but refuse to give effort to guys who show interest.
July 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Will NEVER understand guys who say they want a real, serious relationship, but refuse to give effort to guys who show interest.
I'm close to 30 and I hate how it feels that I both have all the time in the world to have the life of my dreams AND that my life is nearly over and I'm running out of time
July 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I'm close to 30 and I hate how it feels that I both have all the time in the world to have the life of my dreams AND that my life is nearly over and I'm running out of time
That little tuft of hair that hangs out the front when guys wear hats or beanies..... Yea.... I like that a lot
July 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
That little tuft of hair that hangs out the front when guys wear hats or beanies..... Yea.... I like that a lot