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@HTTP_Lovecraft over there
@HTTP_Lovecraft over there
I made you dinner. Enjoy.
October 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I made you dinner. Enjoy.
Eliminate entire game mechanics. Follow for more gamer pro tips.
October 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Eliminate entire game mechanics. Follow for more gamer pro tips.
Time for bed. Goodnight.
October 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Time for bed. Goodnight.
Mina was picked up super hungry, maybe 6 weeks old? Very social, zero survival instincts. She's four months-old now. My black greyhound-lab is kinda coparenting Mina with me. Plays with her, grooms her. Mina always sleeps next to her. It's cute.
October 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Mina was picked up super hungry, maybe 6 weeks old? Very social, zero survival instincts. She's four months-old now. My black greyhound-lab is kinda coparenting Mina with me. Plays with her, grooms her. Mina always sleeps next to her. It's cute.
Gf is a PI, drives around a lot. She found Penny back in January, a former dogfighting pit bull kicked in the mouth and abandoned.
She saw Mina casually walking down the sidewalk of a busy street alone. Offered her to 50+ people, no takers. Guess she lives here now. She's cool.
Leg progress:
She saw Mina casually walking down the sidewalk of a busy street alone. Offered her to 50+ people, no takers. Guess she lives here now. She's cool.
Leg progress:
October 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Gf is a PI, drives around a lot. She found Penny back in January, a former dogfighting pit bull kicked in the mouth and abandoned.
She saw Mina casually walking down the sidewalk of a busy street alone. Offered her to 50+ people, no takers. Guess she lives here now. She's cool.
Leg progress:
She saw Mina casually walking down the sidewalk of a busy street alone. Offered her to 50+ people, no takers. Guess she lives here now. She's cool.
Leg progress:
Hello, friends. Been a minute. This is kitten Mina and pit bull Penny. Enjoy.
October 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hello, friends. Been a minute. This is kitten Mina and pit bull Penny. Enjoy.
Shallow-fried Italian herb chicken breast, spaghetti all'assassina, and hot honey asparagus finished with a balsamic glaze. For one. For me. You can't have any.
May 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Shallow-fried Italian herb chicken breast, spaghetti all'assassina, and hot honey asparagus finished with a balsamic glaze. For one. For me. You can't have any.
Okay but check this shit out
April 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Okay but check this shit out
I made you dinner (velveted teriyaki chicken).
April 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I made you dinner (velveted teriyaki chicken).
I made you dinner.
March 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I made you dinner.
Vet said her jaw was likely broken and healed a bit askew at some point. Maybe 12-18 months old. She's scheduled for a chip, spay, and tooth extraction on Wednesday.
She did a great job, and as a reward she got whipped cream and more chicken nuggets.
She did a great job, and as a reward she got whipped cream and more chicken nuggets.
February 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Vet said her jaw was likely broken and healed a bit askew at some point. Maybe 12-18 months old. She's scheduled for a chip, spay, and tooth extraction on Wednesday.
She did a great job, and as a reward she got whipped cream and more chicken nuggets.
She did a great job, and as a reward she got whipped cream and more chicken nuggets.
Penny is getting some chicken nuggets before her vet visit.
February 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Penny is getting some chicken nuggets before her vet visit.
The party of free speech:
January 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The party of free speech:
Dressed for the weather.
January 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Dressed for the weather.
Asked the gf what I was making for dinner yesterday. She said chicken parm. Yes, ma'am. Can do.
January 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Asked the gf what I was making for dinner yesterday. She said chicken parm. Yes, ma'am. Can do.
Picked up these two strays, or abandoned dogs, idk. Can someone in Memphis who has Facebook post these guys to relevant lost & found groups? Or take them in? They can't stay here.
Found together, no chips, both very sweet. White/brindle male mix (?) and fawn female pitbull.
Found together, no chips, both very sweet. White/brindle male mix (?) and fawn female pitbull.
January 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Picked up these two strays, or abandoned dogs, idk. Can someone in Memphis who has Facebook post these guys to relevant lost & found groups? Or take them in? They can't stay here.
Found together, no chips, both very sweet. White/brindle male mix (?) and fawn female pitbull.
Found together, no chips, both very sweet. White/brindle male mix (?) and fawn female pitbull.
A calming vanilla tobacco and glass of fino sherry on this fine snowy evening.
January 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A calming vanilla tobacco and glass of fino sherry on this fine snowy evening.
Happy snow day to all who celebrate.
January 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Happy snow day to all who celebrate.
Chicken pizza. Well-seasoned chicken, green peppers, roasted red peppers, caramelized onions, grape tomatoes, mix of marinara and alfredo, cheese, more cheese, finished with parm, balsamic glaze, and parsley.
January 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Chicken pizza. Well-seasoned chicken, green peppers, roasted red peppers, caramelized onions, grape tomatoes, mix of marinara and alfredo, cheese, more cheese, finished with parm, balsamic glaze, and parsley.
My favorite weather phenomenon on planet Earth is this weirdly frequent thing where Houston, TX decides to kamehameha a bunch of massive rainstorms at Memphis, TN specifically on days I need to buy groceries.
January 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My favorite weather phenomenon on planet Earth is this weirdly frequent thing where Houston, TX decides to kamehameha a bunch of massive rainstorms at Memphis, TN specifically on days I need to buy groceries.
Send that risky DM.
December 17, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Send that risky DM.
Let's shoot our other foot, shall we
December 16, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Let's shoot our other foot, shall we
Closest you're getting.
December 9, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Closest you're getting.