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Left. Tech SEO. Gun guy. Lockpicker. Pentester. Stray animal rescuer. Excellent cook. Harmonic oscillator.
@HTTP_Lovecraft over there
@HTTP_Lovecraft over there
Little known fact about me: I'm very witty and likeable and handsome and good at cooking and handy and animals all inherently trust me.
November 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Little known fact about me: I'm very witty and likeable and handsome and good at cooking and handy and animals all inherently trust me.
I made you dinner. Enjoy.
October 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I made you dinner. Enjoy.
Can someone who knows space stuff explain the relationship between the age/speed/red shift of light and how that affects what we know regarding the change in the Hubble Constant over time? Change in expansion rate?
Idc about the Hubble Tension. This isn't a Hubble tension question.
Idc about the Hubble Tension. This isn't a Hubble tension question.
October 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Can someone who knows space stuff explain the relationship between the age/speed/red shift of light and how that affects what we know regarding the change in the Hubble Constant over time? Change in expansion rate?
Idc about the Hubble Tension. This isn't a Hubble tension question.
Idc about the Hubble Tension. This isn't a Hubble tension question.
Eliminate entire game mechanics. Follow for more gamer pro tips.
October 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Eliminate entire game mechanics. Follow for more gamer pro tips.
There are plenty of things you can cheap out on. Cat litter and thermal paste are not on that list.
October 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
There are plenty of things you can cheap out on. Cat litter and thermal paste are not on that list.
Time for bed. Goodnight.
October 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Time for bed. Goodnight.
Update to this: I spent six months unemployed. I got my dream job after three months of interviews. They even rejected me, I got another offer two weeks later, accepted it, and then dream job came back like "are you still available lol?"
Lotta money, work from home, interesting work. 👍
Lotta money, work from home, interesting work. 👍
Just got laid off. If you know of anyone hiring an SEO, and in particular a technical SEO, lmk. Thanks.
October 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Update to this: I spent six months unemployed. I got my dream job after three months of interviews. They even rejected me, I got another offer two weeks later, accepted it, and then dream job came back like "are you still available lol?"
Lotta money, work from home, interesting work. 👍
Lotta money, work from home, interesting work. 👍
Gf is a PI, drives around a lot. She found Penny back in January, a former dogfighting pit bull kicked in the mouth and abandoned.
She saw Mina casually walking down the sidewalk of a busy street alone. Offered her to 50+ people, no takers. Guess she lives here now. She's cool.
Leg progress:
She saw Mina casually walking down the sidewalk of a busy street alone. Offered her to 50+ people, no takers. Guess she lives here now. She's cool.
Leg progress:
October 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Gf is a PI, drives around a lot. She found Penny back in January, a former dogfighting pit bull kicked in the mouth and abandoned.
She saw Mina casually walking down the sidewalk of a busy street alone. Offered her to 50+ people, no takers. Guess she lives here now. She's cool.
Leg progress:
She saw Mina casually walking down the sidewalk of a busy street alone. Offered her to 50+ people, no takers. Guess she lives here now. She's cool.
Leg progress:
Hello, friends. Been a minute. This is kitten Mina and pit bull Penny. Enjoy.
October 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hello, friends. Been a minute. This is kitten Mina and pit bull Penny. Enjoy.
Shallow-fried Italian herb chicken breast, spaghetti all'assassina, and hot honey asparagus finished with a balsamic glaze. For one. For me. You can't have any.
May 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Shallow-fried Italian herb chicken breast, spaghetti all'assassina, and hot honey asparagus finished with a balsamic glaze. For one. For me. You can't have any.
For the next Pope they should do a silly one this time. A freaky, freaky little guy.
April 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
For the next Pope they should do a silly one this time. A freaky, freaky little guy.
Okay but check this shit out
April 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Okay but check this shit out
I made you dinner (velveted teriyaki chicken).
April 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I made you dinner (velveted teriyaki chicken).
Just got laid off. If you know of anyone hiring an SEO, and in particular a technical SEO, lmk. Thanks.
March 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Just got laid off. If you know of anyone hiring an SEO, and in particular a technical SEO, lmk. Thanks.
I made you dinner.
March 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I made you dinner.
Vet said her jaw was likely broken and healed a bit askew at some point. Maybe 12-18 months old. She's scheduled for a chip, spay, and tooth extraction on Wednesday.
She did a great job, and as a reward she got whipped cream and more chicken nuggets.
She did a great job, and as a reward she got whipped cream and more chicken nuggets.
February 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Vet said her jaw was likely broken and healed a bit askew at some point. Maybe 12-18 months old. She's scheduled for a chip, spay, and tooth extraction on Wednesday.
She did a great job, and as a reward she got whipped cream and more chicken nuggets.
She did a great job, and as a reward she got whipped cream and more chicken nuggets.
Penny is getting some chicken nuggets before her vet visit.
February 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Penny is getting some chicken nuggets before her vet visit.
The party of free speech:
January 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The party of free speech:
Republicans went from having minor policy differences in the neo-liberal world order to waking up everyday getting sexually aroused by behaving like the villains in a children's cartoon, thinking of the worst things to do and cruelest ways to act to the largest number of people.
January 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Republicans went from having minor policy differences in the neo-liberal world order to waking up everyday getting sexually aroused by behaving like the villains in a children's cartoon, thinking of the worst things to do and cruelest ways to act to the largest number of people.
Dressed for the weather.
January 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Dressed for the weather.
Asked the gf what I was making for dinner yesterday. She said chicken parm. Yes, ma'am. Can do.
January 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Asked the gf what I was making for dinner yesterday. She said chicken parm. Yes, ma'am. Can do.
Picked up these two strays, or abandoned dogs, idk. Can someone in Memphis who has Facebook post these guys to relevant lost & found groups? Or take them in? They can't stay here.
Found together, no chips, both very sweet. White/brindle male mix (?) and fawn female pitbull.
Found together, no chips, both very sweet. White/brindle male mix (?) and fawn female pitbull.
January 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Picked up these two strays, or abandoned dogs, idk. Can someone in Memphis who has Facebook post these guys to relevant lost & found groups? Or take them in? They can't stay here.
Found together, no chips, both very sweet. White/brindle male mix (?) and fawn female pitbull.
Found together, no chips, both very sweet. White/brindle male mix (?) and fawn female pitbull.
A calming vanilla tobacco and glass of fino sherry on this fine snowy evening.
January 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A calming vanilla tobacco and glass of fino sherry on this fine snowy evening.
Happy snow day to all who celebrate.
January 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Happy snow day to all who celebrate.