Just remember Charli XCX exists. I'm going to be so productive at work next week
January 10, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Just remember Charli XCX exists. I'm going to be so productive at work next week
Trying to get home from Williamsburg on a weekend night when the L isn't running makes me want to gouge my eyes out
January 10, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Trying to get home from Williamsburg on a weekend night when the L isn't running makes me want to gouge my eyes out
I was on the subway when it stopped randomly underground and it was nothing like that Jessie episode
January 9, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I was on the subway when it stopped randomly underground and it was nothing like that Jessie episode
MTA can upgrade all the train cars it wants but when will the A not go express from 59 to 125??
January 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
MTA can upgrade all the train cars it wants but when will the A not go express from 59 to 125??
Pushing two MRs to prod on Friday afternoon just to feel something
January 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Pushing two MRs to prod on Friday afternoon just to feel something
Susie Green appeared in my dream last night which is pretty funny given I just watched the episode of Curb where Larry yells at Jeff bc Cheryl appeared in his
January 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Susie Green appeared in my dream last night which is pretty funny given I just watched the episode of Curb where Larry yells at Jeff bc Cheryl appeared in his
Sounds like exactly what a bot would say
January 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Sounds like exactly what a bot would say
Sometimes I think I'm exaggerating my academic underdog story then I remember my world history teacher had us do Rasputin Just Dance, called Mao Zedong “The Donger”, and gave us word searches as homework and I still went to a top ten college
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Sometimes I think I'm exaggerating my academic underdog story then I remember my world history teacher had us do Rasputin Just Dance, called Mao Zedong “The Donger”, and gave us word searches as homework and I still went to a top ten college
Just realized I'll be 67 in (20)69. Life is worth living
January 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Just realized I'll be 67 in (20)69. Life is worth living
Opened my lunch order and thought it looked weird and my coworker said it looks good and I had to pretend I wasn't crashing out that they sent me the wrong food. I mean the fish was fine but I was in a pork mood, how was I supposed to enjoy fish?
January 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Opened my lunch order and thought it looked weird and my coworker said it looks good and I had to pretend I wasn't crashing out that they sent me the wrong food. I mean the fish was fine but I was in a pork mood, how was I supposed to enjoy fish?
Tell me why the cauliflower gnocchi from TJs taste more like butter than the regular ones. I'm surprised but I'm not disappointed
January 8, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Tell me why the cauliflower gnocchi from TJs taste more like butter than the regular ones. I'm surprised but I'm not disappointed
Tell me how I've pooped 3 times but not a drop of pee. This has got to be some kind of psychosis
Why do I constantly have to pee until it's time for a pregnancy test at the doctor?
January 7, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Tell me how I've pooped 3 times but not a drop of pee. This has got to be some kind of psychosis
Ok, I like this place already
January 7, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Ok, I like this place already
Why do I constantly have to pee until it's time for a pregnancy test at the doctor?
January 7, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Why do I constantly have to pee until it's time for a pregnancy test at the doctor?
Tfw you remember someone from high school and google them, only to find they're already married to an ugly MAGA guy with a giant dog. Maybe my life isn't so bad….
January 5, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Tfw you remember someone from high school and google them, only to find they're already married to an ugly MAGA guy with a giant dog. Maybe my life isn't so bad….
If the country collapses can it please happen before I have to go to work tomorrow?
January 5, 2026 at 1:09 AM
If the country collapses can it please happen before I have to go to work tomorrow?
Idc about people coming to the gym for new years resolutions but I do care about the man fully barefoot on the hip/glute machine as though that's a normal thing to do
January 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Idc about people coming to the gym for new years resolutions but I do care about the man fully barefoot on the hip/glute machine as though that's a normal thing to do
Quick, someone tell 13
January 4, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Quick, someone tell 13
I collect places whose names are clearly for SEO purposes. Fire round 1, may I present Brunch:
January 4, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I collect places whose names are clearly for SEO purposes. Fire round 1, may I present Brunch:
I personally think I should be selected for the jury thing with the Venezuelan guy that's happening in nyc bc that's literally I I know about it so I'm a blank slate and get paid time off of work for jury duty
January 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I personally think I should be selected for the jury thing with the Venezuelan guy that's happening in nyc bc that's literally I I know about it so I'm a blank slate and get paid time off of work for jury duty
One time a guy I was seeing compared me to Larry David but that's ok bc strangers once thought I was Margot Robbie. I take both of those as a compliment
January 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
One time a guy I was seeing compared me to Larry David but that's ok bc strangers once thought I was Margot Robbie. I take both of those as a compliment
If I have a shoes off policy in my apartment, am I obligated to provide house slippers? How does that even work if everyone's feet are different sizes?? AITA?
January 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
If I have a shoes off policy in my apartment, am I obligated to provide house slippers? How does that even work if everyone's feet are different sizes?? AITA?
Why are movies getting so long these days??? Marty Supreme was 2.5 hours bc of the never ending ping pong scenes but at least I can oogle at Timberland Camenbert, but Avatar being 3 hours, come on man, the blue people do nothing for me!
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Why are movies getting so long these days??? Marty Supreme was 2.5 hours bc of the never ending ping pong scenes but at least I can oogle at Timberland Camenbert, but Avatar being 3 hours, come on man, the blue people do nothing for me!
New years resolutions:
- no Amazon
- no Instagram
- 5 fruits and veggies per day
- drink more water
- have more sex
- no Amazon
- no Instagram
- 5 fruits and veggies per day
- drink more water
- have more sex
January 2, 2026 at 3:04 AM
New years resolutions:
- no Amazon
- no Instagram
- 5 fruits and veggies per day
- drink more water
- have more sex
- no Amazon
- no Instagram
- 5 fruits and veggies per day
- drink more water
- have more sex