Hannah Banana
@htau29.bsky.social
She/Her. ADHD. Survivor. PMP. Klutz. Infertile, but Mama thanks to #EmbryoDonation. Read books & fight the patriarchy. #WDE #ForTheA
The “open concept” living room and kitchen is great for being able to see my toddler all the time but it was clearly created by someone with enough money for a live-in maid. I need a door to hide my doom piles.
December 22, 2024 at 5:31 PM
The “open concept” living room and kitchen is great for being able to see my toddler all the time but it was clearly created by someone with enough money for a live-in maid. I need a door to hide my doom piles.
Finished 30 units in less than a week and 2 hours before the deadline.
Classic Hannah, an overachiever in very niche areas.
Classic Hannah, an overachiever in very niche areas.
In 2021, I got ~50 PDUs in 2 weeks and the only thing I learned is that it’s possible.
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December 2, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Finished 30 units in less than a week and 2 hours before the deadline.
Classic Hannah, an overachiever in very niche areas.
Classic Hannah, an overachiever in very niche areas.
Missed all of Thanksgiving as The Great Fall Illness of 2024 descended upon our house. Toddler germs are stupid and I hate it.
November 29, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Missed all of Thanksgiving as The Great Fall Illness of 2024 descended upon our house. Toddler germs are stupid and I hate it.
The thing about procrastination with ADHD is that once I prove to myself that I CAN earn 30 PDUs in less than a week in order to renew my PMP certification, I will never be convinced to spread them out over 3 years.
November 27, 2024 at 2:49 AM
The thing about procrastination with ADHD is that once I prove to myself that I CAN earn 30 PDUs in less than a week in order to renew my PMP certification, I will never be convinced to spread them out over 3 years.
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Hey @wardamndarcie.bsky.social where are you? Is it time for the tweet/skeet yet?!!!
November 26, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Hey @wardamndarcie.bsky.social where are you? Is it time for the tweet/skeet yet?!!!
Toddler just said my Hufflepuff shirt is “Pwetty” so he’s getting an extra Christmas present this year.
(PS: JKR is still a TERF and a garbage fucking human.)
(PS: JKR is still a TERF and a garbage fucking human.)
November 24, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Toddler just said my Hufflepuff shirt is “Pwetty” so he’s getting an extra Christmas present this year.
(PS: JKR is still a TERF and a garbage fucking human.)
(PS: JKR is still a TERF and a garbage fucking human.)
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I have been designated as the official sharer of SEC Shorts on Bluesky so please make me look good to the gang and share this (also I play Tennessee in this one, sorry @hollyanderson.bsky.social)
SEC Shorts - Things are getting tense in the Playoff Tree House
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November 18, 2024 at 3:26 PM
I have been designated as the official sharer of SEC Shorts on Bluesky so please make me look good to the gang and share this (also I play Tennessee in this one, sorry @hollyanderson.bsky.social)
If you’ve made it here from the bird app, I’ve probably been missing you. Make yourself known so I can follow back. Meanwhile, an update: the little donor embryo nugget will be 2 next month, and I got important at work.
November 15, 2024 at 5:33 PM
If you’ve made it here from the bird app, I’ve probably been missing you. Make yourself known so I can follow back. Meanwhile, an update: the little donor embryo nugget will be 2 next month, and I got important at work.
Is this where all the cool kids are hanging out now?
November 15, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Is this where all the cool kids are hanging out now?
“I hate that you were unable to make our meeting yesterday” —> I arranged this meeting around your schedule bc you were essential to the conversation but you didn’t even fucking bother to show up or respond to my messages so I need to know if you have completed the tasks that were assigned in MAY.
September 20, 2023 at 3:55 PM
“I hate that you were unable to make our meeting yesterday” —> I arranged this meeting around your schedule bc you were essential to the conversation but you didn’t even fucking bother to show up or respond to my messages so I need to know if you have completed the tasks that were assigned in MAY.
FACT: Bluey is a show made for parents. Kids coincidentally enjoy it as well.
(Yes, I watched the infertility episode today.)
(Yes, I watched the infertility episode today.)
August 22, 2023 at 4:54 PM
FACT: Bluey is a show made for parents. Kids coincidentally enjoy it as well.
(Yes, I watched the infertility episode today.)
(Yes, I watched the infertility episode today.)
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when they do this thing
August 18, 2023 at 1:53 PM
when they do this thing
Newest ADHD hyperfixation hobby: Construction/DIY. I got a cube laser level, stud finder, circular saw and brad nail gun this week, plus a lot of paint. My all-white new construction home is about to get a makeover.
August 18, 2023 at 8:33 PM
Newest ADHD hyperfixation hobby: Construction/DIY. I got a cube laser level, stud finder, circular saw and brad nail gun this week, plus a lot of paint. My all-white new construction home is about to get a makeover.
I have some pretty intense auditory processing/sensory issues that my 7 month old baby gives absolutely zero fucks about.
He’s very cute tho.
He’s very cute tho.
July 19, 2023 at 1:34 AM
I have some pretty intense auditory processing/sensory issues that my 7 month old baby gives absolutely zero fucks about.
He’s very cute tho.
He’s very cute tho.
My design —> The (almost) finished product, featuring IKEA Trones cabinets. Gotta find some tall decor pieces for the ends to really finish it up.
July 17, 2023 at 4:25 PM
My design —> The (almost) finished product, featuring IKEA Trones cabinets. Gotta find some tall decor pieces for the ends to really finish it up.
2 friends are in town from California, so on Saturday I invited them to come over for dinner this coming Friday. Somehow there are now at least 12 people coming over & I have started 4 new not-tiny house projects that must be completed in 5 days.
This is my brain on dopamine.
This is my brain on dopamine.
July 10, 2023 at 11:49 PM
2 friends are in town from California, so on Saturday I invited them to come over for dinner this coming Friday. Somehow there are now at least 12 people coming over & I have started 4 new not-tiny house projects that must be completed in 5 days.
This is my brain on dopamine.
This is my brain on dopamine.
Going to a 1yo’s birthday party today & his parents put BYOB on the invite. These are my people.
July 8, 2023 at 4:00 PM
Going to a 1yo’s birthday party today & his parents put BYOB on the invite. These are my people.
New Black Mirror starts with Annie Murphy in a gorgeous emerald green pantsuit and I want all of it. The Annie and the Suit.
July 8, 2023 at 12:21 AM
New Black Mirror starts with Annie Murphy in a gorgeous emerald green pantsuit and I want all of it. The Annie and the Suit.
I’m taking over a project from the most technologically illiterate boomer-ass project manager I’ve ever met. I’m gonna need to consult some alcohol about this.
July 7, 2023 at 5:54 PM
I’m taking over a project from the most technologically illiterate boomer-ass project manager I’ve ever met. I’m gonna need to consult some alcohol about this.
Darcie is always telling me to watch these awesome new shows but she moved to Philly this week, so I have started Grey’s Anatomy from the beginning for the 3rd time in protest. Serves her right.
July 7, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Darcie is always telling me to watch these awesome new shows but she moved to Philly this week, so I have started Grey’s Anatomy from the beginning for the 3rd time in protest. Serves her right.