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Not hiding my past might help others to stop hiding their futures.
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@g33kymick.bsky.social Hi, saw your article in my feed. You’re kind of right but missing part:
Cetacean Operations is a joke based on TNG’s throwaway line and rumors (TRUE) that Soviets were experimenting with belugas & dolphins during the Cold War. The nod to 1986’s humpbacks comes via ST: PRODIGY.
October 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Following her recent rescue at sea and first trip to Israel, where she was treated so nicely before being sent on a gas-guzzling flight home, Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg was seen enjoying the Coney Island Mermaid Parade.

And yes, she brought challah sandwiches!
#ConeyIslandMermaidParade
June 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Greta is safe and heading to Israel! This is exactly how her face should look.

#FreedomFlotilla #Greta
June 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Salzburg 2026! United by the Sound of Music!

@eurovision.tv #Eurovision #Eurovision2026
May 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Bastards.

#HabemusPapam
May 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The Papal Conclave has ended expediently, because Switzerland called all of its Guard back to protect the Israeli Eurovision delegation.

#HabemusPapam #Eurovison2025
@eurovision.tv
May 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
If the Pope can choose his name,
I can choose my pronouns.

#HabemusPapam #Conclave2025 #NewPope #transvisibility
May 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Starting today, you need to present a real ID to leave the Columbia library. Coincidence?
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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April 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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6 of their 15 initial points are complaints about NPR/PBS reporting on trans issues.

read that again

40% of their complaints are because trans people exist.
to be honest, consider me disgusted seeing all the liberals be snide and focus on the slug part of this press release

and not the fact they’re publicly trying to defund public media for REPORTING ON TRANS PEOPLE
The NPR, PBS Grift Has Ripped Us Off for Too Long
For years, American taxpayers have been on the hook for subsidizing National Public Radio (NPR) and the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS), which spread
www.whitehouse.gov
April 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Transgender risk assessment map, i'm sorry, family and friends in Florida. I can never visit you. 
March 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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The surge in anti-Jewish hate has had a devasting impact on my mental health in the past 17 months. It's incredibly isolating to be a Jewish transgender woman right now.
March 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This week, I made Trumpentaschen!
Trumptaschen?

#IYKYK

Happy Purim! May we outlive yet another evil and small viceroy.

#Trumpentaschen #Trumpentashen #Hamantaschen #Hamantashen
#Trumptashen #Trumptaschen #Purim2025 #Purim5785 #HappyPurim
March 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.
March 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
There is nowhere else I’d rather be today than sitting in front of my five-month-old niece as she drifts off and awakens from a peaceful naptime.

May these crib slats be the only bars our world ever sees—and never ignores—your smile shining through.

#BringThemHomeNow #BibasFamily #StandWithIsrael
February 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Republicans no longer have convictions,

Except the one whom they thrust back into office.
January 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Rejected “working titles” for Section 31:

- YeohLO: A Star Trek Story
- Star Trek of the Galaxy
- Raiders of the Final Frontier
- Star Trek XIV: The Voyage Trope
- Star Trek: Indirection

Notably not the worst Star Trek movie, assuming you’ll consider it as one.🖖🏽
#StarTrek #Section31 #ParamountPlus
January 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Rejected “working titles” for Section 31:

- YeohLO: A Star Trek Story
- Star Trek of the Galaxy
- Raiders of the Final Frontier
- Star Trek XIV: The Voyage Trope
- Star Trek: Indirection

Notably not the worst Star Trek movie, assuming you’ll consider it as one.🖖🏽
#StarTrek #Section31 #ParamountPlus
January 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Some rejected working titles for Section 31:

- YeohLO: A Star Trek Story
- Star Trek of the Galaxy
- Raiders of the Final Frontier
- Star Trek XIV: The Voyage Trope
- Star Trek: Indirection

Notably not the worst Star Trek movie, assuming you’ll consider it one.🖖🏽 #StarTrek #Section31 #ParamountPlus
January 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Some rejected working titles for Section 31:

- YeohLO: A Star Trek Story
- Star Trek of the Galaxy
- Raiders of the Final Frontier
- Star Trek XIV: The Voyage Trope
- Star Trek: Indirection

Notably not the worst Star Trek movie, assuming you’ll consider it one.🖖🏽 #StarTrek #Section31 #ParamountPlus
January 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Idiots on X, Facebook, and even here, are sharing toll-free tip lines for reporting illegal aliens. I highly recommend calling in and mentioning that you've seen...
January 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Even the Moana sequel is better than the Trump sequel.
🤦🏻‍♀️
January 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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עם ישראל חי
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October 16, 2023 at 3:43 AM
Welcome to four more years of stupid, sigh.
January 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
עם ישראל חי
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October 16, 2023 at 3:43 AM