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"His age was indeterminate. But in cynicism, and general world weariness, which is a sort of carbon dating of the personality, he was about 7000 years old."
"His age was indeterminate. But in cynicism, and general world weariness, which is a sort of carbon dating of the personality, he was about 7000 years old."
Metal concert tickets are getting more expensive, but still, moshpits are a very efficient way to meet two base physiological needs:
- permanent hearing damage from good music
- getting beat up by long-haired twinks
- permanent hearing damage from good music
- getting beat up by long-haired twinks
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Metal concert tickets are getting more expensive, but still, moshpits are a very efficient way to meet two base physiological needs:
- permanent hearing damage from good music
- getting beat up by long-haired twinks
- permanent hearing damage from good music
- getting beat up by long-haired twinks
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Straight people are lovely and I support them in their endeavours, but I don't want to hear about them or their lives x
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Straight people are lovely and I support them in their endeavours, but I don't want to hear about them or their lives x
Men with long, pretty hair are so queer coded. What do you need all that hair for, to give me a better grip?
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Men with long, pretty hair are so queer coded. What do you need all that hair for, to give me a better grip?
It really is strange how every single bisexual is incredibly hot, and cool, and very sexy, except for me. Very unlucky roll on character creation.
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It really is strange how every single bisexual is incredibly hot, and cool, and very sexy, except for me. Very unlucky roll on character creation.
I really love to cook, and I think cooking with a partner is really romantic.
By that, I mean I cook and they sit on a chair, gaze at me longingly, sipping a cocktail, and look pretty. We can talk, except if I am currently trying to get the shrimp frying time just right.
By that, I mean I cook and they sit on a chair, gaze at me longingly, sipping a cocktail, and look pretty. We can talk, except if I am currently trying to get the shrimp frying time just right.
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I really love to cook, and I think cooking with a partner is really romantic.
By that, I mean I cook and they sit on a chair, gaze at me longingly, sipping a cocktail, and look pretty. We can talk, except if I am currently trying to get the shrimp frying time just right.
By that, I mean I cook and they sit on a chair, gaze at me longingly, sipping a cocktail, and look pretty. We can talk, except if I am currently trying to get the shrimp frying time just right.
I've had the brilliant idea to revolutionize the "enemies to lovers" romance trope by doing "lovers to enemies" instead, but I realized I was just reinventing my parents' marriage.
November 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I've had the brilliant idea to revolutionize the "enemies to lovers" romance trope by doing "lovers to enemies" instead, but I realized I was just reinventing my parents' marriage.
Went to my first anime convention ever dressed as Alucard from Hellsing, and a Hatsune Miku asked me for a picture that in retrospect is clearly some top-tier gooner material, so yea, my weekend has been excellent.
October 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Went to my first anime convention ever dressed as Alucard from Hellsing, and a Hatsune Miku asked me for a picture that in retrospect is clearly some top-tier gooner material, so yea, my weekend has been excellent.
I long for the day Chumbawamba's classic acapella song becomes irrelevant, and I'll never have to listen to it again.
October 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I long for the day Chumbawamba's classic acapella song becomes irrelevant, and I'll never have to listen to it again.
I saw this man on the train play chess on his phone and get 17 calls from "<NAME> from Work", immediately smash the hang-up each time, and proceed to win with the Halloween gambit.
I wish to be like him one day.
I wish to be like him one day.
September 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I saw this man on the train play chess on his phone and get 17 calls from "<NAME> from Work", immediately smash the hang-up each time, and proceed to win with the Halloween gambit.
I wish to be like him one day.
I wish to be like him one day.
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational. Nobody talks like this. They live in a complete alternate universe."- #CharlieKirk
September 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational. Nobody talks like this. They live in a complete alternate universe."- #CharlieKirk
I probably need like another year's worth of diet and exercise, before I can say I am a hot mess.
Till then, I am identifying as a room temperature inconvenience.
Till then, I am identifying as a room temperature inconvenience.
September 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I probably need like another year's worth of diet and exercise, before I can say I am a hot mess.
Till then, I am identifying as a room temperature inconvenience.
Till then, I am identifying as a room temperature inconvenience.
For a while now, I loved men wearing just the vest part of a 3 piece suit. I always thought I was too fat to pull it off, but I finally bought one.
I am so extremely fuckable in it, it's not even funny. Incredible life hack.
I am so extremely fuckable in it, it's not even funny. Incredible life hack.
September 10, 2025 at 7:12 AM
For a while now, I loved men wearing just the vest part of a 3 piece suit. I always thought I was too fat to pull it off, but I finally bought one.
I am so extremely fuckable in it, it's not even funny. Incredible life hack.
I am so extremely fuckable in it, it's not even funny. Incredible life hack.
Sword youtube discusses lightsabers a lot, but they seem to miss that it's biggest weakness is that you can't use it to homoerotically tilt a pretty guy's chin up with it after disarming him.
September 10, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Sword youtube discusses lightsabers a lot, but they seem to miss that it's biggest weakness is that you can't use it to homoerotically tilt a pretty guy's chin up with it after disarming him.
any male born before 1993 can’t shitpost... all they know is red scare propaganda, yell at their wife, be heterosexual, drink shitty beer & lie
August 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
any male born before 1993 can’t shitpost... all they know is red scare propaganda, yell at their wife, be heterosexual, drink shitty beer & lie
Underwhelming number of ripped shirtless men at the bouldering gym. What am I meant to look at between climbs? The wall?? My "instagram feed"??? ffs
August 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Underwhelming number of ripped shirtless men at the bouldering gym. What am I meant to look at between climbs? The wall?? My "instagram feed"??? ffs
Call me the fuckin rat from Ratatouille the way I wanna control a twink by pulling his hair.
August 16, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Call me the fuckin rat from Ratatouille the way I wanna control a twink by pulling his hair.
Rate my reddit search history
August 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Rate my reddit search history
I hate the "X food is better than sex" trope. No, your husband is just shit in bed, ma'am.
The only meal this is true of is the kebab that a Turkish place sells you at midnight when you are drunk off your ass.
The only meal this is true of is the kebab that a Turkish place sells you at midnight when you are drunk off your ass.
August 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I hate the "X food is better than sex" trope. No, your husband is just shit in bed, ma'am.
The only meal this is true of is the kebab that a Turkish place sells you at midnight when you are drunk off your ass.
The only meal this is true of is the kebab that a Turkish place sells you at midnight when you are drunk off your ass.
There are only two ethical ways to get into heaven. Yeongno-maxxing, where you eat 100 rich people, and Bibi-maxxing, which is the same thing, but you make a bibi sound during it.
July 30, 2025 at 10:17 AM
There are only two ethical ways to get into heaven. Yeongno-maxxing, where you eat 100 rich people, and Bibi-maxxing, which is the same thing, but you make a bibi sound during it.
Hand over your partner. I am not gonna steal them, but if you won't compare their laughter to angels singing, their body to a golden statue carved by the goddess of love, and your passion for them to the eternal burning flame of the stars, someone has to.
July 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Hand over your partner. I am not gonna steal them, but if you won't compare their laughter to angels singing, their body to a golden statue carved by the goddess of love, and your passion for them to the eternal burning flame of the stars, someone has to.
I am no longer calling myself a hopeless romantic. I am just brave enough to not flinch away from the beauty of my own feelings due to some sense of so called "cringe" being brainwashed into me.
I am in fact way more manly then y'all
I am in fact way more manly then y'all
July 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I am no longer calling myself a hopeless romantic. I am just brave enough to not flinch away from the beauty of my own feelings due to some sense of so called "cringe" being brainwashed into me.
I am in fact way more manly then y'all
I am in fact way more manly then y'all
The modern equivalent of the good samaritan is the Turkish guy working at my favourite kebab place, who gave me extra meat and fries, when I ordered drunk out of my mind at like 2 in the morning.
July 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The modern equivalent of the good samaritan is the Turkish guy working at my favourite kebab place, who gave me extra meat and fries, when I ordered drunk out of my mind at like 2 in the morning.
Hot guy in loose shirt on the subway, and I am down bad like a virgin girl in a 2010s high school romcom.
Wish I could be a hot guy in a loose shirt.
Wish I could be a hot guy in a loose shirt.
July 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Hot guy in loose shirt on the subway, and I am down bad like a virgin girl in a 2010s high school romcom.
Wish I could be a hot guy in a loose shirt.
Wish I could be a hot guy in a loose shirt.
Be proud of me, for I conquered the gods' toughest battle. (Only semi-aggressively flirting with the handsome twink on the first date when I know for a fact I'd regret this relationship in like 2 months)
July 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Be proud of me, for I conquered the gods' toughest battle. (Only semi-aggressively flirting with the handsome twink on the first date when I know for a fact I'd regret this relationship in like 2 months)
Sorry for being sexy and having the correct opinion on everything, as if it's my fault.
July 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Sorry for being sexy and having the correct opinion on everything, as if it's my fault.