Jack 🏳️🌈
@jacksayspurple.bsky.social
31. Lifestyle Journalist. Culture vulture. Nerd. Views are obviously my own.
"This guy has written the best stuff I've ever read" - actress, Lea Michele, 2025
I'm also jacksayspurple on basically every other social media
"This guy has written the best stuff I've ever read" - actress, Lea Michele, 2025
I'm also jacksayspurple on basically every other social media
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Jack 🏳️🌈
@jacksayspurple.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Reintroduction post:
Name: Jack
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: London 💂🏻♀️
Interests: Gaming 🎮 (Nintendo and Pokémon), Doctor Who 🌌, travel ✈️, Greek mythology🏛️, books 📚, writing ✍🏻, theatre 🎭, hiking 🥾
Vocation: Lifestyle journalist 🕺🏻
Name: Jack
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: London 💂🏻♀️
Interests: Gaming 🎮 (Nintendo and Pokémon), Doctor Who 🌌, travel ✈️, Greek mythology🏛️, books 📚, writing ✍🏻, theatre 🎭, hiking 🥾
Vocation: Lifestyle journalist 🕺🏻
I need you all to know that Grindr has done a runway collection with wool gathered from the fleeces of "gay sheep"
Sorry, but this is iconique 💅🏼
Sorry, but this is iconique 💅🏼
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I need you all to know that Grindr has done a runway collection with wool gathered from the fleeces of "gay sheep"
Sorry, but this is iconique 💅🏼
Sorry, but this is iconique 💅🏼
Remind me, in future, to never allow non-journalists to be in the room when I'm doing interviews again omg
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Remind me, in future, to never allow non-journalists to be in the room when I'm doing interviews again omg
Here's a thing: I feel like a lot of video-games are really invested in camera/photography, but I feel like I never see people using them?? I certainly never do
Am I just massively out of the loop? Is this a thing you guys all love?
Am I just massively out of the loop? Is this a thing you guys all love?
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Here's a thing: I feel like a lot of video-games are really invested in camera/photography, but I feel like I never see people using them?? I certainly never do
Am I just massively out of the loop? Is this a thing you guys all love?
Am I just massively out of the loop? Is this a thing you guys all love?
Straight people are lovely and I support them in their endeavours, but I don't want to hear about them or their lives x
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Straight people are lovely and I support them in their endeavours, but I don't want to hear about them or their lives x
Based on the amount of gays I'm seeing complaining about how next year's Hoopla is going to be the straightest ever, and having bought tickets anyway
...
I think we might be alright, guys...
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I think we might be alright, guys...
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Based on the amount of gays I'm seeing complaining about how next year's Hoopla is going to be the straightest ever, and having bought tickets anyway
...
I think we might be alright, guys...
...
I think we might be alright, guys...
So there were just no Groupla weekend tickets this year or...?
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 AM
So there were just no Groupla weekend tickets this year or...?
It's my birthday today 😊
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It's my birthday today 😊
Seeing a gymfluencer with a very good body talking openly about how he has no friends and doesn't speak to his family so he just goes to the gym all the time has honestly healed me so much 🥰
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Seeing a gymfluencer with a very good body talking openly about how he has no friends and doesn't speak to his family so he just goes to the gym all the time has honestly healed me so much 🥰
K, I need the potassium to keep up with your shenanigans
November 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
K, I need the potassium to keep up with your shenanigans
Oh don't be so dramatic. That's my thing, and if you take it from me I will kill myself!
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Oh don't be so dramatic. That's my thing, and if you take it from me I will kill myself!
Just got an email saying my 26-30 railcard is only valid for another week 💀👄💀
October 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Just got an email saying my 26-30 railcard is only valid for another week 💀👄💀
While you were all saying he is already dead, my man George out here literally saving the world
Judge rules George R.R. Martin and other authors can sue OpenAI for copyright infringement
• Said ChatGPT generated 'Game of Thrones' content similar enough to infringe copyright
• OpenAI’s motion to dismiss was denied
• Said ChatGPT generated 'Game of Thrones' content similar enough to infringe copyright
• OpenAI’s motion to dismiss was denied
October 30, 2025 at 9:20 AM
While you were all saying he is already dead, my man George out here literally saving the world
No offence, but Lorde didn't need to go that hard with What Was That
October 30, 2025 at 9:16 AM
No offence, but Lorde didn't need to go that hard with What Was That
Who was this? Make yourself known!
The best way to reach out is, of course, via an anonymous messaging app
October 30, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Who was this? Make yourself known!
It's crazy how many people with gigantic suitcases on the tube are absolutely convinced that all the rest of us possess the power of intangibility and can simply phase through them and their luggage
October 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It's crazy how many people with gigantic suitcases on the tube are absolutely convinced that all the rest of us possess the power of intangibility and can simply phase through them and their luggage
I just ate 31 different supermarket Christmas sandwiches to review them all and I feel incredibly sick 🤢
October 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I just ate 31 different supermarket Christmas sandwiches to review them all and I feel incredibly sick 🤢
Just had an offer of an interview with Josh Groban, and had to ask my editor who said "who is Josh Groban?"
So I've just had the opportunity to yell this across the office
So I've just had the opportunity to yell this across the office
October 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Just had an offer of an interview with Josh Groban, and had to ask my editor who said "who is Josh Groban?"
So I've just had the opportunity to yell this across the office
So I've just had the opportunity to yell this across the office
No but seriously, me and Patrick are going to a gay Halloween party on Friday night and have ZERO costume ideas so please help us xoxo
It goes without saying that I'd never dress as anything Harry Potter related for Halloween
But can't a man enjoy dressing as Hermany Grinder, the top student at Chogborts while paying NO LICENSING FEES?!?!
But can't a man enjoy dressing as Hermany Grinder, the top student at Chogborts while paying NO LICENSING FEES?!?!
October 29, 2025 at 7:23 AM
No but seriously, me and Patrick are going to a gay Halloween party on Friday night and have ZERO costume ideas so please help us xoxo
It goes without saying that I'd never dress as anything Harry Potter related for Halloween
But can't a man enjoy dressing as Hermany Grinder, the top student at Chogborts while paying NO LICENSING FEES?!?!
But can't a man enjoy dressing as Hermany Grinder, the top student at Chogborts while paying NO LICENSING FEES?!?!
October 29, 2025 at 7:11 AM
It goes without saying that I'd never dress as anything Harry Potter related for Halloween
But can't a man enjoy dressing as Hermany Grinder, the top student at Chogborts while paying NO LICENSING FEES?!?!
But can't a man enjoy dressing as Hermany Grinder, the top student at Chogborts while paying NO LICENSING FEES?!?!
DOCCY WHO LIVES!!!!!!
October 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
DOCCY WHO LIVES!!!!!!
Can't believe how many times I've had to explain to people that just because someone is annoying that doesn't make them inherently a bad person
October 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Can't believe how many times I've had to explain to people that just because someone is annoying that doesn't make them inherently a bad person
I have a real suspicion of people who read/recommend self-help books.
Can't help but think that if you're an adult who needs someone else to tell you how to live your life, you've failed on some kind of fundamental level 🤷🏼♂️
Can't help but think that if you're an adult who needs someone else to tell you how to live your life, you've failed on some kind of fundamental level 🤷🏼♂️
October 28, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I have a real suspicion of people who read/recommend self-help books.
Can't help but think that if you're an adult who needs someone else to tell you how to live your life, you've failed on some kind of fundamental level 🤷🏼♂️
Can't help but think that if you're an adult who needs someone else to tell you how to live your life, you've failed on some kind of fundamental level 🤷🏼♂️
I can't do that height thing because I have no idea how tall I am. I spent most of my life believing I was 5'7" then learned I was 5'8" at 24, then became 5'9" when I measured myself in 2021, so the results are decidedly unclear
October 28, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I can't do that height thing because I have no idea how tall I am. I spent most of my life believing I was 5'7" then learned I was 5'8" at 24, then became 5'9" when I measured myself in 2021, so the results are decidedly unclear
I was lucky enough to interview War Horse and Kensuke's Kingdom author Michael Morpurgo ahead of the launch of his new book for adults. If you need something to make you smile today, this will do it. He was so warm, so thoughtful, so full of empathy www.telegraph.co.uk/books/author...
Michael Morpurgo: ‘I grew up with the damage of war, just as the children of Gaza and Ukraine will’
The War Horse author on ageing, optimism and why, even after cancer and war, he still believes the world can be a better place
www.telegraph.co.uk
October 27, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I was lucky enough to interview War Horse and Kensuke's Kingdom author Michael Morpurgo ahead of the launch of his new book for adults. If you need something to make you smile today, this will do it. He was so warm, so thoughtful, so full of empathy www.telegraph.co.uk/books/author...