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Jane | HR
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Senior HR Manager @ ███████

We're always hiring, you'll find out why soon!
[INTERNAL-SP] The Rome team are NOT HAPPY about the transportation. Local rental agency has persistently restricted field team to a single Fiat Panda (Model: 2007, diesel, questionable clutch) despite repeated requests for appropriate tactical transport.

Suggest options?
April 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
👨‍⚕️ Dreading Monday? 📊

Current opportunities for:

Lab Technician 👩‍🔬
Facilities Specialists ⚠️
Ethics Compliance Officers 🤫

Perks you'll adore:
Survival bonus 💗
Mandatory Comprehensive health plan 💉
Unlimited growth potential 💪
#CareerGrowth #HiringNow #NDA #FAFO #LifeGoals
April 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
[INTERNAL-PROJECTS] Field unit established presence in Rome operational theatre. Timeline integration is nominal. Phase 1: "Site Preparation & Asset Verification" proceeding per schedule. Expect progress reports via secure channels.
April 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Reminder: All incidents are isolated, and unrelated, and definitely not the company's fault.
April 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Reposted by Jane | HR
Anyone happen to know about when the last common ancestor of human beings and coffee beans might have lived? 🧪
April 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
We've created several new cancers, and almost as many potential cures with these methods. ⚕️💉

#LifeFindsAWay #Biotech #LifeScience #ScienceSky
Tech executives say AI will cure cancer. Will that ever be possible? @matteowong.bsky.social talked to medical researchers to find out how AI is actually contributing to their work.
AI Executives Promise Cancer Cures. Here’s the Reality
The technology is genuinely useful for scientific discovery, but its applications are less dramatic than you might think.
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April 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Despite our best efforts, the Vatican refused to sell us his body for cloning.

But tomorrow will be a new day, and some of our best people are heading to Rome, shovels in hand.
April 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
America is pioneering the future of domestic manufacturing with a visionary deep-sea mineral initiative! 🇺🇸

Thanks to #NOAA cutting-edge mapping tech, we're ensuring not a single mineral gets left behind on the ocean floor—because in this administration, waste is NOT an option!

#MAGA #MAHA
noaa.gov NOAA @noaa.gov · Apr 25
These minerals are currently sitting atop the sea floor, waiting to be scooped up and processed. Through #NOAA’s mapping tech and licensing abilities, we are helping industry leaders find, collect and bring back these minerals to benefit the #USA & domestic manufacturing.
April 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Congratulations, Dan!
April 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
[INTERNAL-ALL]

The ‘person’ standing in the lobby is not an employee. Do not engage. Do not make sudden movements. Security are ‘handling’ it.
April 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
[INTERNAL-ALL]

The third floor restrooms are temporarily closed due to 'unconfirmed biological activity.'

If using fourth floor toilets, do not approach the stalls marked 'FOR FEEDING ONLY.'

Facilities staff will NOT be answering questions about the liquid noises.
April 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
🔍 Before anyone asks—this is definitely not us.

(The things in the fog? Also not ours. Probably.)

🌫️ #UnrelatedIncidents 🤷 #NotOurProblem 👀 #WhatFog
Rural Fog
Collecting layers.
Mystic atmosphere in Southwest-Germany
#landscapephotography #landschaftsfotografie #fog
April 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
🚀 Bored this weekend? Why not get paid to make science?

██████ is seeking volunteers for cutting-edge research trials!

Perks:
💰 Generous compensation (or store credit)
🔬 Free unexplained medical upgrades
🍪 Complimentary probably edible snacks

No experience needed!

#ScienceSky #Careers #LifeGoals
April 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM