HPAlpha
@hpalpha.bsky.social
millennial greymuzzle, former niche internet microcelebrity, professional 3D modeller, home owner, eligible bachelor, nudist, textbook basket case
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people would LOVE the new Metroid sidekick if he was Funky Kong
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
people would LOVE the new Metroid sidekick if he was Funky Kong
do they make choose your own adventure style novels for adults?
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
do they make choose your own adventure style novels for adults?
anyone wanna hang out, maybe get something to eat
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
anyone wanna hang out, maybe get something to eat
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I have so many characters straining the walls of my cranium to be set free
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I have so many characters straining the walls of my cranium to be set free
soup and sandwich - legendary synergy
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
soup and sandwich - legendary synergy
so what are they doing, Smash 6 or Smash Ultimate: Switch 2 Edition?
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
so what are they doing, Smash 6 or Smash Ultimate: Switch 2 Edition?
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My political stance:
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My political stance:
lizards playing golf? absurd
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
lizards playing golf? absurd
*selects you from the menu*
November 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
*selects you from the menu*
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a big fat birdo for the soul
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
a big fat birdo for the soul
any game that features "war" in the title can be easily mocked by replacing it with "bore", "chore", "snore", etc.
November 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
any game that features "war" in the title can be easily mocked by replacing it with "bore", "chore", "snore", etc.
Movie I've seen more than 7 times with a gif
November 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Movie I've seen more than 7 times with a gif
ASMR
Star Wars: AT-ST Walking Sound for 12 Hours
YouTube video by crysknife007
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
ASMR
oof ow my absolute head
November 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
oof ow my absolute head
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Draw Mesprit With A Big Tummy
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Draw Mesprit With A Big Tummy
what's the best Gundam series?
November 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
what's the best Gundam series?
any good anime these days?
November 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
any good anime these days?