HPAlpha
@hpalpha.bsky.social
millennial greymuzzle, former niche internet microcelebrity, professional 3D modeller, home owner, eligible bachelor, nudist, textbook basket case
I am here to glorify obesity
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I am here to glorify obesity
No Solicitors
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man I should rewatch .hack//SIGN it's been a long time
February 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
man I should rewatch .hack//SIGN it's been a long time
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And last but not least...John Valentines aka Aromatisse
February 14, 2026 at 8:39 PM
And last but not least...John Valentines aka Aromatisse
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Happy Valentine's Day!!! Umm...... . . . . . . . .
February 14, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Happy Valentine's Day!!! Umm...... . . . . . . . .
hmu on discord we can casually admire each other's naked bodies
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 AM
hmu on discord we can casually admire each other's naked bodies
take a dragon, leave a dragon
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 PM
take a dragon, leave a dragon
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don't forget to wash your foreskin
February 7, 2026 at 3:48 PM
don't forget to wash your foreskin
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I'm so much more naked than you. come on, catch up
February 6, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I'm so much more naked than you. come on, catch up
people who love popular characters have it so good... almost every character I fall in love with is wildly unpopular and gets vanishingly little representation.
February 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
people who love popular characters have it so good... almost every character I fall in love with is wildly unpopular and gets vanishingly little representation.
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Old klonoa ipad pic :3
February 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Old klonoa ipad pic :3
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Birdo (Super Mario Series) - 2026 Rough Clay Model
#art #fanart #supermario #mario #birdo #artSKY #sculpture
#art #fanart #supermario #mario #birdo #artSKY #sculpture
January 29, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Birdo (Super Mario Series) - 2026 Rough Clay Model
#art #fanart #supermario #mario #birdo #artSKY #sculpture
#art #fanart #supermario #mario #birdo #artSKY #sculpture
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Food slinger birdo
February 4, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Food slinger birdo
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more of my mesprit brainrot
January 31, 2026 at 4:57 PM
more of my mesprit brainrot
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sleep deprived shit doodles. off to bed for me
January 27, 2026 at 3:32 PM
sleep deprived shit doodles. off to bed for me
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The key to getting hotter is to simply get thicker and fatter
January 30, 2026 at 2:58 PM
The key to getting hotter is to simply get thicker and fatter
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January 27, 2026 at 4:12 AM
is he a chad or a chud?
January 29, 2026 at 3:05 AM
is he a chad or a chud?
come to my house, beat me up, hold me down and force me to draw
January 28, 2026 at 5:04 PM
come to my house, beat me up, hold me down and force me to draw
