HPAlpha
@hpalpha.bsky.social
millennial greymuzzle, former niche internet microcelebrity, professional 3D modeller, home owner, eligible bachelor, nudist, textbook basket case
I am here to glorify obesity
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I am here to glorify obesity
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finished Star Wars Visions. Folks, it's really good. If you like the Star Wars setting but don't give a shit about Skywalker, this one's for you. I would have killed for a series like this when I was a kid
December 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
finished Star Wars Visions. Folks, it's really good. If you like the Star Wars setting but don't give a shit about Skywalker, this one's for you. I would have killed for a series like this when I was a kid
when I give my cat food and she eats it
December 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
when I give my cat food and she eats it
started watching "Tojima Wants To Be Kamen Rider" it's pretty hype. A lot more horny than I was expecting
December 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
started watching "Tojima Wants To Be Kamen Rider" it's pretty hype. A lot more horny than I was expecting
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Birdo in a Chinese Dress. I love her so much.
December 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Birdo in a Chinese Dress. I love her so much.
I wonder if anyone has made a pokemon mod that gives them all visible genitalia
December 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I wonder if anyone has made a pokemon mod that gives them all visible genitalia
I think Shadow and Biolizard should just get along
December 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I think Shadow and Biolizard should just get along
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watching oscar and friends
December 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
watching oscar and friends
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ms. vanilla... something feels off...
//PUBLIC RELEASE
//PUBLIC RELEASE
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
ms. vanilla... something feels off...
//PUBLIC RELEASE
//PUBLIC RELEASE
oh my god I love cats
December 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
oh my god I love cats
HAP I'm off to visit family
December 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
HAP I'm off to visit family
come in, come in! Take your clothes off
December 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
come in, come in! Take your clothes off
I got my dad a too big gift for christmas I dunno how I'm gonna get it to his house
December 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I got my dad a too big gift for christmas I dunno how I'm gonna get it to his house
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December 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
*slides in*
I'm naked!
I'm naked!
December 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
*slides in*
I'm naked!
I'm naked!
kid chameleon was an awesome game
December 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
kid chameleon was an awesome game
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Birdo's snout is probably pretty good at the vacuum thing. Great excuse to give her a jumpsuit, too! And hey, why does that Yoshi look a bit... familiar?
![[vacuum vore, soft vore, voreday] green yoshi in a green jumpsuit tries to hold on but is sucked in by Birdo in a red jumpsuit who swallows him whole](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7jesug6iia6gpzirnxyuzxcf/bafkreidirsf2tyd7ltio6yhpxrlekssbnma3b7ryltnbx54t2qqedvhac4@jpeg)
August 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Birdo's snout is probably pretty good at the vacuum thing. Great excuse to give her a jumpsuit, too! And hey, why does that Yoshi look a bit... familiar?
I kinda wanna play Gex again
December 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I kinda wanna play Gex again