First day of the Illinois bar exam (MBE), I sat next to a really pregnant lady. When we got done, she started breathing really heavy. I asked if she was okay. She said she was fine. She just hadn’t eaten anything that day.

Wait! Is that a signature or did he just draw pubic hair? Hard to tell these days.

Is that also an Army issued Yeti cooler in the back with stickers all over it? 🤦‍♂️

Still trying to figure out who these kids are that get 30 dolls for Christmas. My kids never even got 30 presents.

If running would make her give up her house seat, I’m good. She will definitely lose a statewide election.

Arkansas is the 4th poorest state in the country. This isn’t likely to turn out well for many.

Just more evidence that Catholics are indeed on the list of people that they want removed.

Just battling the symptoms and not the disease doesn’t get you anywhere but I totally agree with your point.

I find it somewhat ironic that he hasn’t done anything about immigration. All he has done is deport people he deems to be here illegally. Policy and reform are hard. Being a bully and a tyrant is easier.

People need to stop burning cybertrucks on the lot. Those trucks are insured and it causes Tesla no harm. Instead, people should burn privately owned cybertrucks. Result will be fewer people will want to buy them and they will become impossible to insure.

Oh, but they have no problem buying Tesla stock (see MTG).

Apparently, golf can save lives.

Will the editorials be written in crayon?

Well, he has had people shooting bullets and missiles at him just about every day for the last two years. Today was probably easy.

I thought Comrade Rubio had more character. He should be ashamed to be associated with these people.

We need to start referring to all of our friends on the right as “comrade.”

Columbia Restaurant. Very nice.