bryne
@howtobepunk.bsky.social
Florida Man in West Philly here to goof off. https://linktr.ee/howtobepunk
The guy calling out Phillies fans:
October 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The guy calling out Phillies fans:
The Phillies when they see a pitch a foot off the plate down and away
October 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The Phillies when they see a pitch a foot off the plate down and away
Phillies game #12. Death to America, long live my country of Philadelphia
July 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Phillies game #12. Death to America, long live my country of Philadelphia
Well-worn territory at this point but it’s still very funny to me that this guy looks in the mirror every morning and considers himself part of the Master Race
June 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Well-worn territory at this point but it’s still very funny to me that this guy looks in the mirror every morning and considers himself part of the Master Race
Phillies game #11. I have a seat this time.
June 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Phillies game #11. I have a seat this time.
So you can still play as Jose Alvarado in MLB The Show but they’ve removed all of his features and turned him into a nondescript white guy
June 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
So you can still play as Jose Alvarado in MLB The Show but they’ve removed all of his features and turned him into a nondescript white guy
Please don’t touch our public art
May 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Please don’t touch our public art
Need one of these that says “polycule”
May 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Need one of these that says “polycule”
So mad that I reached this thought independently and someone already did it
May 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
So mad that I reached this thought independently and someone already did it
When Peacock puts a show about orangutans in my recommended for you tab
May 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
When Peacock puts a show about orangutans in my recommended for you tab
Phillies game #10. Maybe the quintessential Phillies game (they play terribly, make boneheaded mistakes in the field, the bullpen implodes, yet they still win)
April 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Phillies game #10. Maybe the quintessential Phillies game (they play terribly, make boneheaded mistakes in the field, the bullpen implodes, yet they still win)
Phillies game #9. Happy birthday Phillie Phanatic.
April 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Phillies game #9. Happy birthday Phillie Phanatic.
Mildly faded, fucking around on google maps for my neighborhood and stumbled upon the greatest cake I’ve ever seen from Oteri’s on Woodland
April 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Mildly faded, fucking around on google maps for my neighborhood and stumbled upon the greatest cake I’ve ever seen from Oteri’s on Woodland
Phillies game #8. Enjoy this stat because who knows how long it will last.
April 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Phillies game #8. Enjoy this stat because who knows how long it will last.
Phillies game #7. Bryce Harper just hit a home run into the second deck in right field. The power of a raw milk diet.
April 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Phillies game #7. Bryce Harper just hit a home run into the second deck in right field. The power of a raw milk diet.
It’s so funny that people on LinkedIn are just posting normal LinkedIn stuff amidst the complete and total collapse of our country
April 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It’s so funny that people on LinkedIn are just posting normal LinkedIn stuff amidst the complete and total collapse of our country
DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY
April 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY
Phillies game #6. It’s so windy it’s raining trash all over the field.
April 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Phillies game #6. It’s so windy it’s raining trash all over the field.
Phillies game #5. A first-inning mound visit for the Giants. Biked here against the wind and predicted many bombs
April 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Phillies game #5. A first-inning mound visit for the Giants. Biked here against the wind and predicted many bombs
Sorry to say to everyone else that the Indian River Lagoon is the most beautiful body of water in America
April 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Sorry to say to everyone else that the Indian River Lagoon is the most beautiful body of water in America
Came to the bar after work and they got the Street Fighter movie playing. RIP Raul Julia.
April 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Came to the bar after work and they got the Street Fighter movie playing. RIP Raul Julia.
One of the buzziest current terms in off-premise alcohol is “beyond beer” which means we now have booze intended to look and taste like Gatorade.
April 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
One of the buzziest current terms in off-premise alcohol is “beyond beer” which means we now have booze intended to look and taste like Gatorade.