Yes, yes, everyone's 12 now, but these do look like a kinda cool Secret Lair drop gizmodo.com/sharks-snake...
Sharks, Snakes, and Ghosts: Space Force Unveils 7 Bizarre Themes to Name Its War Tech
Guardians will use sharks, snakes, and mythological creatures to draw inspiration for satellites and orbital warfare.
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December 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Yes, yes, everyone's 12 now, but these do look like a kinda cool Secret Lair drop gizmodo.com/sharks-snake...
I've stopped adding exclamation points to work emails. Is this what trying heroin feels like?
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I've stopped adding exclamation points to work emails. Is this what trying heroin feels like?
I challenge you to find something more 42 1/2 years old than getting a celebratory email from Crocs
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I challenge you to find something more 42 1/2 years old than getting a celebratory email from Crocs
My kid thinks it annoys me when he and his friends shout 6-7 all the time... as if I didn't grow up calling everything "shagadelic".
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My kid thinks it annoys me when he and his friends shout 6-7 all the time... as if I didn't grow up calling everything "shagadelic".
A celebrity roast but it’s of whoever at google slides keeps making the worst UX changes imaginable
October 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
A celebrity roast but it’s of whoever at google slides keeps making the worst UX changes imaginable
One of my favorite D&D tropes is when a ragtag group of adventurers with wildly different skills, goals, and ethics who don't even really like each other still manage to work together to slay a dragon.
This post is about Gavin Newsom.
This post is about Gavin Newsom.
August 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
One of my favorite D&D tropes is when a ragtag group of adventurers with wildly different skills, goals, and ethics who don't even really like each other still manage to work together to slay a dragon.
This post is about Gavin Newsom.
This post is about Gavin Newsom.
I can rest easy knowing that Geoffrey Chaucer would feel welcome at my new doctor's office
July 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I can rest easy knowing that Geoffrey Chaucer would feel welcome at my new doctor's office
Reposted by Howie Kaplan
Very exciting news. When we started at The Onion, we had a goal: Find more places for funny people to continue being funny.
Today we announced America's Finest, a creative agency/whitelabel service based on making your content, you know, actually entertaining
www.marketingbrew.com/stories/2025...
Today we announced America's Finest, a creative agency/whitelabel service based on making your content, you know, actually entertaining
www.marketingbrew.com/stories/2025...
Exclusive: The Onion has opened a creative agency
America’s Finest Creative Agency is “like a writer’s room and like a strategic and conceptual laser in your pocket,” The Onion’s CMO Leila Brillson said.
www.marketingbrew.com
May 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Very exciting news. When we started at The Onion, we had a goal: Find more places for funny people to continue being funny.
Today we announced America's Finest, a creative agency/whitelabel service based on making your content, you know, actually entertaining
www.marketingbrew.com/stories/2025...
Today we announced America's Finest, a creative agency/whitelabel service based on making your content, you know, actually entertaining
www.marketingbrew.com/stories/2025...
Reposted by Howie Kaplan
Very exciting news: The Onion has started a creative agency.
We've been doing this quietly for months, so if you've seen a funny ad somewhere, it may be us. But now it is a whole-ass company.
Anyway, we have killed Don Draper for a second time and revived his drunk ghost. Contact me to access him.
We've been doing this quietly for months, so if you've seen a funny ad somewhere, it may be us. But now it is a whole-ass company.
Anyway, we have killed Don Draper for a second time and revived his drunk ghost. Contact me to access him.
Exclusive: The Onion has opened a creative agency
America’s Finest Creative Agency is “like a writer’s room and like a strategic and conceptual laser in your pocket,” The Onion’s CMO Leila Brillson said.
www.marketingbrew.com
May 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Very exciting news: The Onion has started a creative agency.
We've been doing this quietly for months, so if you've seen a funny ad somewhere, it may be us. But now it is a whole-ass company.
Anyway, we have killed Don Draper for a second time and revived his drunk ghost. Contact me to access him.
We've been doing this quietly for months, so if you've seen a funny ad somewhere, it may be us. But now it is a whole-ass company.
Anyway, we have killed Don Draper for a second time and revived his drunk ghost. Contact me to access him.