Howard Mittelmark
@howardm.bsky.social
This reads like exposition from a very bad novel by someone who has never met an artist or been to a cafe, and has only ever seen New York on TV.
From this profile.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/n...
From this profile.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/n...
November 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
This reads like exposition from a very bad novel by someone who has never met an artist or been to a cafe, and has only ever seen New York on TV.
From this profile.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/n...
From this profile.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/n...
Silence of the Lambs is almost the Platonic ideal of its kind, and Red Dragon was pretty good, too, but this is the first thing I've read that suggests we wouldn't all have been better off without Hannibal.
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Silence of the Lambs is almost the Platonic ideal of its kind, and Red Dragon was pretty good, too, but this is the first thing I've read that suggests we wouldn't all have been better off without Hannibal.
Ah, yes, Asimov's Foundation series, famous for all the Alien Xenomorphs and sexy space babes.
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Ah, yes, Asimov's Foundation series, famous for all the Alien Xenomorphs and sexy space babes.
*renounces past writings whilst sitting on a throne built of his past writings*
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
*renounces past writings whilst sitting on a throne built of his past writings*
Entertainment, good works, political statement, trolling, all in one. Well done.
November 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Entertainment, good works, political statement, trolling, all in one. Well done.
Looking forward to Afrikaner shanty towns.
November 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Looking forward to Afrikaner shanty towns.
I'm sorry, but this is fucking bullshit.
November 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I'm sorry, but this is fucking bullshit.
This is from last night's All Things Considered and demonstrates what happens when you defund NPR. They're still obliged to use terms like "ironically" in sports coverage, but they no longer have the resources to use them correctly.
October 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This is from last night's All Things Considered and demonstrates what happens when you defund NPR. They're still obliged to use terms like "ironically" in sports coverage, but they no longer have the resources to use them correctly.
It did not start with Instagram, apparently.
October 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
It did not start with Instagram, apparently.
Apologizing in advance for the change in the nature of my posts, but I discovered I am on this block list and I don't feel like I've earned it yet.
October 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Apologizing in advance for the change in the nature of my posts, but I discovered I am on this block list and I don't feel like I've earned it yet.
I try to think back, but I can't remember how I might have gotten any of this information before AI. Did we just stumble around in the dark, accepting that we could never know the subjects of emails, nor their key points, nor the email address that would allow us to write back to the sender and ask?
October 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I try to think back, but I can't remember how I might have gotten any of this information before AI. Did we just stumble around in the dark, accepting that we could never know the subjects of emails, nor their key points, nor the email address that would allow us to write back to the sender and ask?
It just occurred to me that this meeting was meant to demonstrate that military leaders weren't going to stand up to him. They all knew he was lying; they all knew what he was planning was illegal. He was daring them to object, where everyone could see them sitting there, silent.
October 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It just occurred to me that this meeting was meant to demonstrate that military leaders weren't going to stand up to him. They all knew he was lying; they all knew what he was planning was illegal. He was daring them to object, where everyone could see them sitting there, silent.
Ran across this recently, which I think is both interesting and relevant.
October 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Ran across this recently, which I think is both interesting and relevant.
Released in the wild. @besecretandexult.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Released in the wild. @besecretandexult.bsky.social
Didn't have time to write a brief sign
October 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Didn't have time to write a brief sign
Getting married before our crime spree.
October 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Getting married before our crime spree.
One of the things that's still good about the East Village.
October 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
One of the things that's still good about the East Village.
It has a battery, but it seems to be like a wax tablet you scribble on.
October 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It has a battery, but it seems to be like a wax tablet you scribble on.
Always a good idea to do a quick search before posting that clever thing you thought of.
October 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Always a good idea to do a quick search before posting that clever thing you thought of.
Passengers and iceberg agree there is no place for leaks on Titanic
October 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Passengers and iceberg agree there is no place for leaks on Titanic
Again! JFC. Well, maybe the next one.
October 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Again! JFC. Well, maybe the next one.
If you look at this image right, it looks like a screaming goblin trapped in hell, forced to be a digital assistant.
October 6, 2025 at 8:32 AM
If you look at this image right, it looks like a screaming goblin trapped in hell, forced to be a digital assistant.
One star. Not only are they journeymen, at best, they always insist I get a haircut at the same time.
September 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
One star. Not only are they journeymen, at best, they always insist I get a haircut at the same time.
I covered this much more thoroughly in How Not to Write a Novel, btw.
September 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I covered this much more thoroughly in How Not to Write a Novel, btw.