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houseofsnax.bsky.social
DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX
@houseofsnax.bsky.social
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a podcast in which two cretins talk about snacks. there is lore. art by @clove.bsky.social
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houseofsnax.bsky.social
okay i need everyone to know i had this week's episode fully fucking edited and uploaded and finished and i thought i hit the publish button and i didn't realize until i went to my podcatcher to play something else that it wasnt up

come beat my ass about it

the episode goes up in an hour
July 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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futuresushi.bsky.social
@houseofsnax.bsky.social hey you wanna book some guy named Josh who sent an obviously AI email because I know you hate the sentence "quirky charisma your podcast thrives on"
Email from Info. Title: Can Josh Size more help your audience crush cravings? Hello Diet Coke & Lilith's House of Snax team, I recently tuned into your latest episode where you delightfully dissected Taco Bell's Chicken Nuggets. The blend of insightful opinions paired with the playful soundtrack like 'Hall of the Mountain King' certainly echoed the quirky charisma your podcast thrives on, making for an entertaining listen. This brings me to why I'm reaching out. Josh Sizemore could be a fantastic guest for your show. With his wide-ranging expertise in the consumer goods world, from rejuvenating Original New York Seltzer to spearheading FeastFast, Josh offers a treasure trove of experiences in crafting snacks that meet dietary needs yet remain delicious, sharing parallels with your quest for tasty discoveries. Josh's proficiency in brand storytelling and his ability to navigate the challenges of scaling CPG brands could provide a fresh and engaging perspective for your listeners. Plus, with a following of over 25,000 LinkedIn business professionals already captivated by his insights, his appearance is bound to stir curiosity and discussion among your audience. I truly believe that a conversation with Josh would not only entertain but also add incredible value to your listeners. Hope we can explore this opportunity further! Best, FeastFast Marketing A linked in link follows
June 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
houseofsnax.bsky.social
TELL THEM WE SAY YES
futuresushi.bsky.social the nintendo shamecube @futuresushi.bsky.social · May 26
@houseofsnax.bsky.social incredible stuff in the noise space inbox
May 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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futuresushi.bsky.social
@houseofsnax.bsky.social incredible stuff in the noise space inbox
May 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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rosemary.world
rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #82

I’m way into the weird detours into high production value radio drama we’re getting here, especially in contrast to the rest of the show, in which one can hear (for instance) a girl briefly glue her mouth shut with chewed-up buttery cracker

🧈/10
January 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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rosemary.world
rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, 83

🥔/10
A letterboxd review by me Avatar: The Way of Water (2022) Watched Dec 21, 2022 I saw this movie in a heavily altered state and I still believe in my heart—though I cannot factually stand by this impression—that it was the most violent and grotesque thing I've ever seen
February 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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mushymustard.bsky.social
caught taking notes @houseofsnax.bsky.social
"the celestial object that is foundational to all life that we are aware of is an import from another dimension" -lil "you know how superman gets his powers from the sun? that's what stars are supposed to do for everybody. we gave you one of the ones that doesn't work." -SK "it doesn't give you superpowers like ours do. a properly functioning star give everyone superman powers. i have those in the snack dimension" -sk "but everyone does so we kind of just don't use them. it's boring to us." "you know, snack keeper, I think I need to ask you to end the episode just so mushy mustard can stop typing because this is a lot of information to be putting on the snack wiki
December 25, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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rosemary.world
rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #60

that first fifteen minutes of stoned sleepover deep talk energy made me so happy, I love it when the house of snax is a house of pals

“sodas are girls” period 💅

🥤/10
December 7, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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rosemary.world
rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #55

I love a podcast where I can listen to some creep who claims to have invented tuberculosis destroy a robot who says “cunt”

what snacks

💨/10
November 30, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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rosemary.world
rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #46

the more we learn about the snack dimension the more I am reminded of the rich lore in my favorite gonzo fantasy/horror series, THE FOLD; mutant clone sex shows in an evil snack dimension would fit right in

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🍪/10
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November 5, 2024 at 4:31 AM
houseofsnax.bsky.social
we don’t normally involve ourselves in electoral politics and were going to avoid discussing this election in any detail until it passes but a time comes when you must speak up

#DEFENDTHEDEW #ANYONEBUTTHESEDIPSHITS
bubbaprog.xyz Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · Nov 2
I have now watched the RFK Jr. video and here is a list of some of the things he says he'll ban if Trump is elected:

Mountain Dew
Crest toothpaste
Children's Tylenol
Welch's Fruit Snacks
Grape juice
Vaseline
Children's sunscreen
Mayonnaise
Gatorade
November 2, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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queeredgender.bsky.social
Anyway, listen to @houseofsnax.bsky.social
October 19, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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sororophile.sisc.one
What was your favorite Saturday morning Cartoon?
"toxic Yuri rival Sisters" written in the style of the teenage mutant Ninja turtles title
October 14, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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rosemary.world
I'm taking care not to spoil myself but the @houseofsnax.bsky.social wiki fucks hard
a parenthetical reading "it's cum" with no fewer than four citations
August 28, 2024 at 10:16 PM
houseofsnax.bsky.social
you’re god damned right
August 19, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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rosemary.world
rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #2

• after the demure, modest mouth sounds of the first episode, the crunch present here is downright indulgent, almost sensual
• to say nothing of the late appearance of the phrase “piss ocean”

🧀/10
August 14, 2024 at 5:12 AM
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rosemary.world
rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #1

it is so important to have the chewing sounds debate right up front, but it also builds tension considerably before diet coke reveals—to the jubilation of all—that the whataburger jalapeño ranch is *not* chuck e. cheese garbage slop

🫐/10
August 14, 2024 at 3:06 AM
houseofsnax.bsky.social
sorry we forget this account exists
August 13, 2024 at 11:12 PM
houseofsnax.bsky.social
OH WORM?
August 13, 2024 at 11:12 PM
houseofsnax.bsky.social
no new episode this week! we have actually been operating with one host without a computer for weeks now which has left us completely unable to record and have been posting episodes recorded out of the backlog
July 14, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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deathcarpets.sisc.one
general mills declined to publish the review that we lovingly composed on @houseofsnax.bsky.social for tropical fruit gushers and i for one am offended
DC L HOUSE OF SNAX, Our staff has read your review and values your contribution even though it did not meet all our website guidelines. Thanks for sharing, and we hope to publish next time! Submit something new Thanks again, General Mills Needed More GUSH BABY everybody knows that we here at the house of snax love when a product shoots its sweet load at the back of your throat. that is the promise of gushers. but do these fulfill that promise? yes and no. call me shania twain when it comes to the red, 'cause that don't impress me much. the orange? however? hits the effing spot like tgi fridays on a 3 day weekend. blue raz????? its fine. i wish i could tell you what the lime is like, but I'll never know. because it wasn't in my bag. isn't that sad? like the ending of Requiem for a Dream.
July 3, 2024 at 4:39 AM
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verycooldie.bsky.social
When I put "a" into my browser, it autofills to "analbuttsex.com" it's like the scarlet letter for being a host of House of Snax
June 29, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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clove.bsky.social
only a few more days to sign up for the patreon if u want her!!!
clove.bsky.social 𝖘𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖐𝖓𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖘 @clove.bsky.social · Jun 24
I'm pretty happy with how this turned out!! some fine tuning to happen for sure. if you want her you have til July 1 to sign up for my patreon!!
June 26, 2024 at 3:00 PM