What does "jack off all trades" mean?
May 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
What does "jack off all trades" mean?
"I've been awake all day, I can't handle this shit" said this at 11am
April 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
"I've been awake all day, I can't handle this shit" said this at 11am
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they should make a gun you can use to live yourself
March 22, 2025 at 7:43 AM
they should make a gun you can use to live yourself
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I feel bad for you if you're being cut up into many pieces
March 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I feel bad for you if you're being cut up into many pieces
I'm lowkey crushing on a friend, but I'm not prepared to be turned down right now. I will leave things to the void and hope they reach out when there is almost no chance of them even knowing 🤷
April 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I'm lowkey crushing on a friend, but I'm not prepared to be turned down right now. I will leave things to the void and hope they reach out when there is almost no chance of them even knowing 🤷
I'm tired of people pretending that everything isn't political
April 3, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I'm tired of people pretending that everything isn't political
Why does every uber driver's profile photo look like a mugshot?
April 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Why does every uber driver's profile photo look like a mugshot?
You cannot convince me that a place called "Lucky Hands Massage" does not provide hand jobs
March 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
You cannot convince me that a place called "Lucky Hands Massage" does not provide hand jobs
Why did they put grind bars in shiny shafts?
February 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Why did they put grind bars in shiny shafts?
I dress for the non-binary gaze
February 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I dress for the non-binary gaze
Going up to a bald man and asking if his carpet matches the drapes
February 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Going up to a bald man and asking if his carpet matches the drapes
Luigi from Super Mario was a DEI hire
February 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Luigi from Super Mario was a DEI hire
Busted a nut just as the edible started to hit. I think I factory rest my brain
January 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Busted a nut just as the edible started to hit. I think I factory rest my brain
I would sooner eat a pack of cigarettes than smoke them
January 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I would sooner eat a pack of cigarettes than smoke them
Why is it that people are scared that I'm going to judge them because I'm more politically outspoken than a lot of people?
Like at the end of the day I don't care! If I know your heart is in the right place, we're chilling!!
Like at the end of the day I don't care! If I know your heart is in the right place, we're chilling!!
January 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Why is it that people are scared that I'm going to judge them because I'm more politically outspoken than a lot of people?
Like at the end of the day I don't care! If I know your heart is in the right place, we're chilling!!
Like at the end of the day I don't care! If I know your heart is in the right place, we're chilling!!
What the fuck 😭😭 why did I post this?
Put your dick where my mouth is 👄
December 1, 2024 at 1:34 PM
What the fuck 😭😭 why did I post this?
Put your dick where my mouth is 👄
November 30, 2023 at 4:24 AM
Put your dick where my mouth is 👄