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YEAH, YEAH.
LIKE--
WHATEVER .ᐟ
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i'm just gonna light a
Liiiiiitle firework tonight 😸.
you know, something light 😎.

( planting an army of explosive, thunderous fireworks along the world's largest nuke.

rubbing his servos together, smoke starting to floom from his fire-powered engine )
July 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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HEY THERE, FLIPPERS!
FLIPPIN FANTASTIC! MORE LIKE! HAAHAHAH !!!!
May 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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I AM ALSO QUITE FOND OF YOU .
April 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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what's up .
April 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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since when could you count that hi-
wait. no. scratch that .

since when could you cOUNT ??????!????
April 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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hot shot has been marching around the areial academy with balled servos, clutching the blackened crust of what used to be flowers for his famous counterpart

he's been stuck in this maze for ages, it seemed.
he couldn't find the assassin, the bot he dreams to assassinate, OR the exit.
this SUCKS
April 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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hiding from hot shot, now, Eh? typical cowardice from a typical coward killer..
i'll make your metal melt.
turn you into my own personal..TROPHY!
( threatening theatrics building up to THIS moment, he karate kicks a door to- )
WOAH HEY ♨️?!
..IF YOU'RE GONNA MAKE MORE MECHA-
AT LEaST MAKE A RACECAR
March 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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' HERE, TAKE THESE STUPID FLOWERS I DON'T WANT! THEY SAY YOU'RE STUPID, BY THE WAY!'
... no- too brash..
.. ( twirling around and brandishing the flowers )
' twin..'
.. HELL no.. too LAME-??
( grumbling and groaning, letting out a mini frustration squeak as practiced poses returned to pacing )
March 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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.. he's been pacing in the halls of the aerial academy, ducking and cursing out those trying to buzz past him.
the racecar managed to smidge his entrance by the sheer surprise of a mini-con attaching to his trunk and helicoptering him up like a poor mech's tails.
clutching some blue flowers
March 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
March 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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RIGHT !!!!!
oh my GAWWWD !
Y E S ! exactly!! my thoughts to the two TEES in THOUGHTS !!!!
that's LITERALLY what i'm SAYING, dude, oh my GAWD !! EXAAAACTLY !!!!
February 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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demolisher . .
....... you .
are so ...
February 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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he'll have a fantastic vally's day ! ! no matter what !
as long as it's with you !!

but if you waaant to try gifts out.. give me like two astroseconds & i'll pluck out some pretty optics for the flower buds !! faster than you could say HOT SHOT !

( saluting !! anything to help his lil pal !!! )
February 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
🔥 !!!!
>:[
February 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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FUCK the fucking Fuckers before they fuck YOU 🫵❗️❗️
February 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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either you get STRONGER !

( lifting up a twig and chestpressing it like it weighed two times a titan, puffing chubby cheekplates in then out. hufftwothreefourhuff!

then, abruptly snapping it halved across his knee . )

or you die !
someone- or something will get ya eventually !
February 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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my foolish enemies on the battlefield think they can hurt ME ??.. mE !?!?
the indomitable ME ??
HA! i am IMPENETRABLE !!

besides, the very next day i lost the starsaber, my comfort mechaopener, i had to hear my kids say
' why did hot shot lose the starsaber. is he Stupid '
in real time .
February 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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so YEAH, if any of you SORRY SAPS wanna come crawling to ME for some LOVE ADVICE, then i'm all GAME !
phd is BEING ALWAYS RIGHT !
EVER ! ALWAYS !

....
don't ask how many divorces i've got under my belt .
February 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
" TRUST me, i'm like a TOTAL love expect ! that show of STRENGTH will TOTALLY sweep your mystery loverboy RIGHT off his feet!
and if it doesn't, slice the Achilles tendon so he can't run !! AND THEN TAKE THE BAT I GAVE YOU AND WHAMWHAMWHA- "

ladiesman217 over here .
February 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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anyways !
i don't CELEBRATE valentine's day :D !!!
it takes away from my time kiIIing people !!!
February 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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......... ugh.
great.
not This joke coming back again .
look.
i know you're just saying that shit to funny .
and it's not .
so just take whatever snickering friends hiding behind whatever crevice they crammed into to film the damn dare,
and get the hell away from me . . .
February 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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. . . !
February 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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. . . why are everyone's visors shattered .
.......... why are you all looking at me like that . .
........ what do you Want from me...
........... are you all constipated, or... or something ???
February 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
🔥🔥🔥🔥💢❗️❗️❗️
aYYYYEEEEEEEeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiii--
am 🔥🔥🔥 N O T 🔥🔥🔥.
L oUD .
I'LL STOMP ON YOUR INTAKES SO EFFIN' GOOD, THE IMPACT WILL SNUFF OUT ALL GRAVITY FROM THE SHOCK .
S T O P fucking GOSSIPING ABOUT ME, BiiiiiiiiiTCHESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️
February 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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THAT'S RIGHT !!!
that's VERY important!
and so are YOU!
don't EVER let a bot try to convince your otherwise!! small size or not, we've all got our strengths, and yours is AWESO-
.. ( wait.. sensitive hearing.. +extremely loud mech.. =..? gears turning.. smoke chutting.
OH SHIT :D )
February 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM